2020年8月28日 星期五

"The American" by Henry James (1877)


 "'Ah, but your poverty is your capital.  Being an American, it is impossible you should remain what you were born, and being born poor - do I understand it? - it was therefore inevitable that you should become rich.  You were in a position that makes one's mouth water; you looked round you and saw a world full of things you had only to step up to and take hold of.'"

American author Henry James is best known for his novels The Portrait of a Lady and The Wings of the Dove.  His literary career began in earnest after he moved to London, and many of his novels reflect on misunderstandings between Americans and Europeans.

Prior to reading The American I attempted one of James' other novels - either The Portrait of a Lady or The Wings of the Dove, I can't remember which.  All I remember is page-long descriptions of personalities, with very little happening in-between.  I suppose that earlier attempt at one of his novels decided me against Henry James, and it wasn't until recently stumbling across The Americans that I decided to give him another try.

In the novel a wealthy American vacationing in Europe courts a member of the French aristocracy.  Her family, viewing him as unsuitable, nevertheless allows his courtship to proceed in the hopes of gaining access to his fortune.  A series of misunderstandings is the inevitable result, all predicated upon the wide gulf between the American's idealistic worldview and the more hidebound, more traditional outlook of the family he strives to marry into.

At times this book reminded me of my own life, given that so much of it has been an attempt to ingratiate myself with various Chinese in-laws.  To be sure, they weren't after my money, but the same differences of opinion are there, as is the same gulf between a younger, more idealistic culture and a more traditional culture beholden to certain behavioral norms.

On the whole I'd have to say The American wasn't nearly as excruciating as my previous experience with Henry James led me to believe, and perhaps one of these days I'll give The Portrait of a Lady or The Wings of the Dove - whichever it was - another try.  James was an insightful writer, and I liked the way this book ended.  I think there's a lot to be said for giving him another look.

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2020年8月23日 星期日

Movies of the Late 1980s, Ranked in the Order I Enjoyed Them


As said elsewhere, these lists are purely based on how much I enjoyed the movies listed below.  This is how a steaming pile of goodness like Mac and Me can be ranked above an objectively good movie like Children of a Lesser God.

Do the Right Thing (89)
The Accused (88)
Wall Street (87)
Grave of the Fireflies (88)
Frantic (88)
The Thin Blue Line (88)
My Left Foot (89)
Withnail and I (87)
Lean On Me (89)
Time of the Gypsies (88)
Society (89)
A Cry in the Dark (88)
Roger & Me (89)
The Decalogue (89)
Patty Hearst (88)
Manhunter (86)
Runaway Train (85)
Driving Miss Daisy (89)
Sweet Dreams (85)
Cinema Paradiso (88)
Hoosiers (86)
My Neighbor Totoro (88)
The War of the Roses (89)
Scandal (89)
Wicked City (87)
Mona Lisa (86)
Come and See (85)
The Name of the Rose (86)
Willow (88)
A Nightmare on Elm Street 5: The Dream Child (89)
Mac and Me (88)
Fat Man and Little Boy (89)
Children of a Lesser God (86)
The Hitcher (86)
Pee-Wee's Big Adventure (85)
Return of the Living Dead (85)
Bloodsport (88)
At Close Range (86)
The Last Dragon (85)
Three Men and a Baby (87)
Barfly (87)
American Ninja (85)
Cry Freedom (87)
Spies Like Us (85)
Road House (89)
Stand and Deliver (88)
Clue (85)
Crossroads (86)
Streets of Gold (86)
The Wraith (86)
Fletch (85)
Near Dark (87)
Au Revoir Les Enfants (87)
Desperately Seeking Susan (85)
Hello God (87)
Steel Magnolias (89)
The Delta Force (86)
Some Kind of Wonderful (87)
An Innocent Man (89)
Maurice (87)
A City of Sadness (89)
Russkies (87)
Sans Toit Ni Loi (85)
Friday the 13th: A New Beginning (85)
Beverly Hills Cop 2 (87)
D.A.R.Y.L. (85)
Hollywood Shuffle (87)
Missing in Action 2: The Beginning (85)
After Hours (85)
Never Too Young to Die (86)
Lethal Weapon (87)
Transformers: The Movie (86)
Short Circuit (86)
Over the Top (87)
Santa Sangre (89)
Lucas (86)
Kickboxer (89)
The Blob (88)
The Believers (87)
On the Silver Globe (88)
The Manhattan Project (86)
Labyrinth (86)
Poltergeist II: The Other Side (86)
Pretty in Pink (86)
The Naked Gun: From the Files of Police Squad! (88)
Young Guns (88)
Death Wish 3 (85)
Youngblood (86)
Drugstore Cowboy (89)
Batteries Not Included (87)
The Secret of My Success (87)
A Nightmare on Elm Street 3: Dream Warriors (87)
Steel Dawn (87)
Cocktail (88)
No Holds Barred (89)
The Accidental Tourist (88)
Tongues Untied (89)
Hunted Fever (87)
The Clan of the Cave Bear (86)
R.O.T.O.R. (87)
Red Sonja (85)
Cat's Eye (85)
The Cook, The Thief, His Wife and Her Lover (89)
The Package (89)
The Seventh Sign (88)
Quicksilver (86)
War Bus (86)
Dead Man Walking (87)
Escape from Sobibor (87)
New Wave Hookers (85)
Hello Mary Lou: Prom Night II (87)
Can't Buy Me Love (87)
The Dead Pool (88)
See No Evil, Hear No Evil (89)
Black Moon Rising (86)
Krush Groove (85)
Power (86)
Starchaser: The Legend of Orin (85)
My Science Project (85)
Star Crystal (86)
Howard the Duck (86)
The Hidden (87)
Friday the 13th Part VIII: Jason Takes Manhattan (89)
Back to the Future Part II (89)
When My Father Was Away On Business (85)
Permanent Record (88)
Kiki's Delivery Service (89)
Wild Orchid (89)
Tango and Cash (89)
My Beautiful Laundrette (85)
Rad (86)
Timestalkers (87)
The Breakfast Club (85)
Field of Dreams (89)
Cyborg (89)
Halloween 5: The Revenge of Michael Myers (89)
Creature (85)
Mystery Train (89)
Down by Law (86)
Ruthless People (86)
Psycho III (86)
Blaze (89)
Tuntematon Sotilas (85)
Less Than Zero (87)
Chances Are (89)
Vibes (88)
The Big Blue (88)
Short Circuit 2 (88)
The Red Spectacles (87)
St. Elmo's Fire (85)
Heartburn (86)
Silverado (85)
Who Framed Roger Rabbit? (88)
Witchboard (86)
Some Girls (88)
UHF (89)
High Spirits (88)
Arthur 2: On the Rocks (88)
Nuts (87)

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Some Other Movies From 1989 (2)


For further background on the year in film please refer to the Some Other Movies From 1989 entry.

Some things that happened in 1989:
  • The Lexus and Infiniti car brands were launched.
  • Serial killer Ted Bundy was executed in Florida.
  • Union Carbide payed $470 million to the Indian government as a result of the Bhopal disaster five years before.
  • Iran's Ayatollah Khomenei issued a fatwa calling for the death of author Salman Rushdie.
  • President Bush met with Deng Xiaoping in China.
  • The Exxon Valdez oil spill occurred off the coast of Alaska.
  • Rain Man won the Oscar for Best Picture.
  • The Tiananmen protests took place in China.
  • The Berlin Wall came down.

Excellent

1. Lean On Me

As someone licensed to teach in American public schools, I loved this movie.  Also as someone licensed to teach in American public schools, I realize that this movie simply couldn't have happened that way.  Expelling half the school on the first day?  No way, not given the bureaucratic nature of even the most progressive public school.  So while I loved this movie, I realize that it's almost %100 fantasy.  Movies like this make us feel great, but day-to-day teaching is another story.

This said, in Lean On Me Morgan Freeman turns in one of his best performances as the new principal of a failing high school.  Consistently underrated director John G. Avildson assists him in this endeavor, and the rest of the cast is excellent.  

Fun Fact: If you look real close you can see Tony "Candyman" Todd as Freeman's head of security.

2. Do the Right Thing

Let's get everyone in America together in one big room.  Then we'll watch Do the Right Thing.  We'll also watch Lean On Me.  Between the two movies we might actually come to understand each other better.  Maybe.

This might be my favorite of Spike Lee's movies.  I love Malcolm X too - I've seen it multiple times - but Do the Right Thing is also unquestionably great.  The way the characters in this movie come to a slow boil, the way race relations in their neighborhood are illustrated, the way the camera tells the story - it's all as compelling - and as timely - as it could be.  Mad about police brutality?  Watch this movie.  Mad about discrimination?  Watch this movie.  I can't say I've loved every movie Spike Lee has ever done, but this movie?  Yeah.

Fun Fact: Martin Lawrence is in this.  I'd totally forgotten about that.

3. Driving Miss Daisy 

1989. Good year for Morgan Freeman. Not only was he getting noticed for Lean On Me, but he also starred in Driving Miss Daisy.

In Driving Miss Daisy he plays chauffeur to Jessica Tandy's wealthy matron. Both of the leads in this film were well cast, and Dan Ackroyd more than pulls his weight as Tandy's son. I can't say that it illustrates the problems of race relations as well as Do the Right Thing, but as a character study it's just about perfect. It won both Best Picture and Best Actress, and as far as I'm concerned it deserved both honors.

4. The Decalogue (a.k.a. Dekalog)

Polish director Kryzystof "Buy a Vowel" Kieslowski co-wrote and directed this series of one-hour films based on the Ten Commandments.  Biblical interpretations aside, it's best viewed as a series of moral problems, all of which are resolved in surprising ways.  I wouldn't recommend trying to watch it in one sitting, but if you take your time it's very enjoyable.

5. The War of the Roses

Romancing the Stone/Jewel of the Nile costars Kathleen Turner, Michael Douglas and Danny DeVito reunite for this story of a marriage gone bad.  It's arguably the best thing Turner, Douglas and DeVito ever did, and DeVito is/was a good director to boot.  Gotta love that low angle shot of the dinner table as Douglas and Turner are eating.


Some Good Ones

1. A City of Sadness 悲情城市

Taiwanese film about the establishment of KMT rule over the island, and the White Terror that followed.  I liked how this film demonstrated a collective search for identity through a series of conversations, even though it could have been a lot shorter.

And yeah, in real life gangsters ruin everything.  No one follows the rules, and everyone's always out trying to get their individual slivers of every pie.  I've had some Taiwanese gangsters counted among my in-laws, and I shudder to think of a time in which they roamed more freely.

2. Mystery Train

Another one from Jim Jarmusch.  I'm really NOT trying to work my way through his filmography, it's just that his movies keep finding me.  I can't say I'm a fan, but I do like some of his stuff.

In Mystery Train several strangers cross paths in a Memphis hotel.  Critics loved it.  I didn't, but it was OK.

3. Back to the Future Part II

A. Given our current understanding of quantum mechanics, Doc's alternate timeline (or alternate universe or multiverse) theory makes sense.  For each possible event in a given universe there would be nearly infinite alternative universes, limited only by space/time configurations which collapsed in upon themselves.

B. (Causal) paradoxes would only be a problem if one universe was possible.  Worrying about such paradoxes in the presence of multiverses would be, in itself, paradoxical.  Some time travel movies have attempted to correct for this by positing a "self-correcting" chain of causality (i.e. It's impossible to go back in time and kill Hitler because something always stops you).  These time travel movies always end up being less convincing, not more.

C. This universe fails to take the butterfly effect into account.  The minute Biff's older self travels back into the past, the odds against his profiting from all future sports bets become astronomical.  This is equally true for Marty's travels into the past and future.  The chain of causality involved is simply too vast for them to manipulate.  They would create alternate timelines/universes, but they would be unable to anticipate the results of certain actions beyond a few seconds into the future.

D. Marty's comment on his own guitar solo makes me think about my own kids.  If I could somehow travel into the past and play one of Tosin Abasi's guitar solos at my high school prom, would the reaction be any different?

E. Yes, I'm thinking about this movie trilogy too hard.  Just the same, it can be a fun exercise.  I saw all of the movies in the theater back in the 80s/90s, but watching them now is a whole other thing.  Keep in mind that Part II is partially set in 2015.  It's fun to think about how we advanced and how we didn't advance with respect to that vision of the future.

F. I never loved these movies, I never had the same sense of nostalgia about them, but from a pop cultural standpoint they are essential viewing.  In a sense they are the summation of the late 80s, and even though Part III came out in the 90s it still says a lot about the era of Reagan and Gorbachev.

ˋ4. Kickboxer

Jean-Claude Van Damme travels to exotic Thailand to learn the exotic art of muay thai and kick exotic guys in the face.  All while not missing arm day.

This movie and Bloodsport are the two movies that made Van Damme.  And where I'd have to say Bloodsport is more "So Bad It's Good" (especially given its fictitious origins), Kickboxer is better as a straight-ahead action movie.  Is it Shakespeare?  No.  But it's got the lead, it's got the supporting cast of characters, it's got a good villain and it's got the 80s power ballads.  It looks back to a time when many of us were reading Inside Kung-Fu and obsessing over ninjas.

Fun Fact 1: Dennis Alexio, who plays Van Damme's brother in this film, was a former world kickboxing champion.  Is it me, or are there a whole lot of "former world kickboxing champions?"

Fun Fact 2: There are seven movies in the Kickboxer franchise, with an eighth supposedly on the way this year.  Van Damme only starred in the first one.

Fun Fact 3: "Tong Po," billed in this movie as Tong Po, is actually Belgian-Moroccan actor Michel/Mohammed Qissi.  He grew up with Van Damme in Belgium.  Besides also appearing with Van Damme in Bloodsport and Lionheart, his and Van Damme's first movie was 1984's Breakin', in which they both appear very briefly.

5. Road House

Side kick!  Roundhouse kick!  Knee smash!  Repeat!

Patrick Swayze (R.I.P.) stars as the toughest bouncer in small town Kansas, with the great Ben Gazzara as the town mobster.  Dudes alienated by Dirty Dancing and disappointed by Steel Dawn need look no further than this movie.  It's got all the Swayze you can handle.

Fun Fact 1: Swayze's speech to the bar staff ("Be nice until it's time to not be nice.") has been used as a police training video.

Fun Fact 2: Bill Murray is a huge fan of this movie.

Fun Fact 3: There's a great parody of Swayze's lakeside yoga scene in the 2007 movie Hot Rod.

6. See No Evil, Hear No Evil

I've never been a big fan of the Wilder/Pryor movies, but for what it's worth this one is my favorite.  Gene Wilder plays a deaf man, with Richard Pryor as his blind friend.  Critics hated it, and to be fair it borrows heavily from the earlier Stir Crazy and Silver Streak, but there are some funny scenes in the beginning.

6. The Cook, the Thief, His Wife and Her Lover

Sexual jealousy in a cavernous French restaurant.  Helen Mirren covered similar territory in Caligula, but my main complaint is how easily the bad guy gives up in the end.  He really doesn't put up much of a fight.  Is it good?  Well it's definitely arty, and ending will stay with you.


What. The. Actual. Fuck.

1. Santa Sangre

Part Freaks, part Psycho, part I don't know what.  Most people will consider turning this one off about ten minutes in, but I recommend watching at least a third.  Once you get a third of the way in you'll know if you're going to like it or not.  I couldn't sit through Jodorowsky's earlier films, but I found my patience rewarded in this one.  It reminded me a bit of Dario Argento's Inferno.


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1. Tongues Untied 

A movie?  A documentary?  A series of poems?  Whatever it is, Tongues Untied is a look at what it means to be black and gay.  One of the more interesting things I've seen lately.


Less Than Van Dammaging

1. Cyborg

I have the feeling the original script was very different from the movie they ended up filming.  There's a lot of Christ imagery in the story, and whoever wrote the screenplay was probably leading up to a completely different conclusion.

As it is this movie is cheesy as hell at times, and really boring at others.  When Van Damme isn't running around and/or kicking people, he's trying to save a cyborg lady who's carrying the cure for a world plague.

Fun Fact: Director Albert Pyun would go on to helm Captain America the following year.  Yes, THAT Captain America.


Some Bad Ones

1. Field of Dreams

Corny as fuck. I get that it's supposed to tug on my heartstrings - and.I do enjoy watching a baseball game now and then - but this movie is damn silly. The Natural? Sure. Loved it. This one? Eh....

Kevin Costner was perfect casting though. In this movie he either a) experiences a psychotic break and hallucinates the rest of the plot, or b) the souls of dead baseball players return to the world of the living to make things right. And yes, just typing that last sentence made me nauseous.

Fun Fact 1: Ben Affleck and Matt Damon appear as extras in this movie.

Fun Fact 2: Critics loved Field of Dreams. It was even nominated for multiple Oscars.

Fun Fact  3: The field used in this film became a tourist destination in its own right. The land eventually sold for 5.4 million, and MLB games were held there.

2. Kiki's Delivery Service

I know, right?  Who the hell do I think I am?  First I trash talk Field of Dreams, and now I dare to say Kiki's Delivery Service is... bad?  The animation is great of course, and Hayao Miyazaki's fingerprints are all over this film, but I just couldn't concentrate on it.  In it a young witch sets up shop in a small town and... what?  I don't know.  I felt like this movie was missing something.

Fun Fact: The conservative Christian group Women for America boycotted this movie when it (finally) appeared in American theaters 9 years after its initial theatrical run in Japan.  At Disney, which released the movie in partnership with Studio Ghibli, zero fucks were given.

3. Tango and Cash

The late 80s/early 90s: that golden age of self-aware action movies.  Trouble is that this movie is painfully unfunny, and it's hard to care about either Tango or Cash.  In a perfect world this movie would have featured both Stallone and Schwarzenegger, but Schwarzenegger, then the biggest action star in the world, probably thought this movie was beneath him.

Fun Fact: This movie was originally going to feature Stallone and Patrick Swayze.  Swayze, smartly enough, opted to do Road House instead.

4. UHF

Not funny unless you're 12.  If you liked Weird Al's humor this is definitely more of the same, but I can't say it's aged well.  Remember when we all thought he was amusing?


So Bad It's Hilarious

1. Wild Orchid

Things get erotic after international lawyer Carre Otis travels to Brazil to close a hotel deal and overcome her sexual hangups.  

By 1989 costar Mickey Rourke's career was definitely on a downswing.  He hadn't broken his face yet, but movies like Angel Heart and the underrated Barfly were rapidly fading from the public consciousness.  Later movies such as this one and Harley Davidson and the Marlboro Man also weren't doing him any favors.  To make matters worse, Carre Otis, his soon-to-be ex-wife, was a terrible actress.

But yeah, that group therapy scene in the limo.  The weird Lambada orgy at the "renovated slave quarters club."  The bizarre fight with sailors at the beach.  I laughed so hard people came upstairs to see if I was alright.

Fun Fact: This movie's similarity to 9 1/2 Weeks can be traced to more than Rourke's presence in both movies.  Wild Orchid director Zalman King also collaborated with Adrian Lyne on 9 1/2 Weeks.

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2020年8月15日 星期六

Some Other Movies From 1988 (2)


For further background on the year in film please refer to the Some Other Movies From 1988 entry.

Some things that happened in 1988:
  • The soon-to-be-former Soviet Union began an economic restructuring plan under Mikhail Gorbachev.
  • Lee Tung-hui became President of Taiwan.  He passed away recently.
  • The Eritrean War of Independence began.
  • The Soviet Union withdrew from Afghanistan (see Rambo III).
  • Medical waste began washing up on beaches in the vicinity of New York.
  • Thousands were killed in anti-government demonstrations in Burma.
  • Al-Qaeda was formed by Osama bin Laden.
  • The Iran-Iraq War ended.
  • George H.W. Bush was elected President of the United States.
  • Pan Am Flight 103 was blown up over Lockerbie, Scotland.
  • The first internet connection was made between North America and Europe.
Linked entries can be viewed in their entirety on YouTube.


Excellent

1. My Neighbor Totoro

Two girls in rural Japan encounter forest spirits.  Studio Ghibli released this after Laputa: Castle in the Sky and alongside Grave of the Fireflies (below).  It arrived two years after Nausicaa of the Valley of the Wind.  To say this movie was a huge success would be an understatement.

On a more personal note, the theme music from this movie is played in the Taiwanese elementary school where I work.  It's played once a day, every day, before the students are sent home.  Many Taiwanese people cherish this movie.

2. Grave of the Fireflies

If this movie doesn't bring you to tears - or at least close to tears - you've got issues.  In Grave of the Fireflies two orphans in Imperial Japan struggle to survive at the end of World War II.  I liked the earlier Barefoot Gen, but this one tells a more compelling story.

And by the way FUCK that kid's aunt.  I've never wanted to throttle anyone so much in my life.

3. Cinema Paradiso

A young boy and a projectionist form a friendship that endures for decades.  On another level it's about our relationship with cinema, and how everyday life is magnified into the stories we tell one another onscreen.

4. Time of the Gypsies 

Ok, you've seen A Serbian Film, but have you seen a Yugoslavian one? Yugoslavia, by the way, stopped being a thing in 1992. In 1992 it was broken up into a confederation consisting of Serbia and Montenegro.

In a way it's easy - too easy - to laugh at the people in Time of the Gypsies. They cast spells. They keep turkeys as house pets. But then the local gangster gets involved, and before you know it the protagonist is literally buying and selling people. Gang rape and human trafficking will suck the humor right out of any situation.

All of which is a roundabout way of saying that Time of the Gypsies is by turns tragic and funny. It's also a very overlooked movie.

5. The Thin Blue Line

Documentary following the travails of a Texas man falsely accused of murdering a police officer.  It tells a very nuanced story, and Philip Glass's score is wonderful.


Ah, the Nostalgia...


Between the animated Rankin-Bass version and Peter Jackson's Lord of the Rings trilogy this is what we had, and we loved it.  A little bit Tolkien, a little bit Disney, with just a splash of Indiana Jones.  Some of the effects haven't aged well, and there's are some huge plot holes near the end, but Warwick Davis, Val Kilmer and Joanne Whalley (Kilmer) are all still great in this movie.  It was director Ron Howard's 6th movie, between Gung Ho (an underrated classic) and Parenthood.  You can tell he was somewhat out of his depth with this effects-heavy, George Lucas-produced spectacle, but he had a good feel for the characters and what makes a scene compelling.

Fun Fact 1: George Lucas approached Ron Howard to direct Willow during post-production for Howard's film Cocoon.  Howard was also one of the stars of Lucas' American Graffiti.

Fun Fact 2: Warwick Davis also played one of the Ewoks in Return of the Jedi.  Lucas had him in mind for the part of Willow during the filming of that movie.  He was 11 when he appeared in Jedi, and on the shoot Mark Hamill bought him all of the Star Wars action figures he didn't have.

Fun Fact 3: There may be a television series on the way.  Ron Howard is involved in its development, and Warwick Davis will probably reprise his role from the movie.

Fun Fact 4: Check out the arcade game.  Oh, the memories...


Some Good Ones

1. Young Guns

On the plus side, Emilio Estevez does a good psychopath.  He'll never remind you of his father more than he does in this movie.  On the minus side, the scenes where they all stand and pose with their guns are very silly, as is their method of escape from the shootout at the end of this movie.

Fun Fact: Tom Cruise is in this movie somewhere.

2. The Naked Gun: From the Files of Police Squad!

It's still funny, but it won't have you rolling around on the floor or anything.  Canadian Leslie Nielsen stars with Elvis's ex-wife (or Michael Jackson's ex mother in law), with George Kennedy as his sidekick.

3. The Blob

How exactly does Kevin Dillon get from the bridge jump to the inside of that sewer in time to rescue Shawnee Smith?  We will never know the answer to such mysteries.  The Blob isn't a masterpiece, but it's an effective film, and it's easy enough to overlook its inconsistencies.

4. On the Silver Globe

So you and your Polish drama class friends want to make a philosophical science fiction movie - and why shouldn't you?  If you play your cards right, in about 32 years your movie will be reviewed on a blog like this one, to be read by a hundred or so people.

Part of me wants to dismiss this movie as "low budget," but that's not it exactly.  It's more like it was community-funded, and at certain points the community failed to realize parts of the story.  I had a REALLY hard time figuring out what was going on toward the end, what planet they were supposed to be on, and whether such and such person was making love to a human or an alien, and if that even mattered.  This film about human society starting again on another world is definitely one of the weirdest things I've seen in a while, but it's also REALLY long and it sets its sights extremely high.  If you enjoy books like Roadside Picnic or movies like Stalker, you might give this one a go.

5. Stand and Deliver

Compared to 1989's Lean On Me, which I also saw recently, this is definitely a more realistic take on high school.  Edward James Olmos' math teacher isn't Superman, just a guy who wants to make a difference.  The trouble is that this movie fails to show how he wins the class over in the first place, and demonstrating that process would have made the ending a lot more powerful.  It also seems unsure of what kind of story it wants to tell.  Is it about showing barrio kids a brighter future?  Or is it illustrating the struggle against institutional racism?  I liked it, and Olmos deserved the Oscar nomination, but Lean On Me's sharper focus makes it a better film.

Not-So-Fun Fact: In real life at least some of those students did cheat on the AP exam.


Some Bad Ones

1. Who Framed Roger Rabbit?

I'll see your Marvel Cinematic Universe and raise you another, older universe wherein the Looney Tunes characters, the Disney characters and some other, older characters live in the same space as actual people.  It ain't always pretty, but that's what Who Framed Roger Rabbit was aiming for.

The biggest problem with this movie is Roger Rabbit.  He is so consistently annoying that he takes you right out of the movie.  Another big problem is when the camera moves.  When the camera remains stationary the mixture of live-action and animation isn't too jarring, but the minute they start panning in or out the animated characters looks completely two dimensional, regardless of how the animators accented shadows.  The story is a third problem: is all of this supposed to be funny?  Serious?  Film noir or cartoon?

This movie made me feel sorry for Bob Hoskins.  At the time he was probably glad to land the leading role, but putting him in a movie where he had to outperform cartoons wasn't exactly fair play.

All of the above said, critics at the time loved this movie.  So what do I know?

Fun Fact: Bob Hoskins was one of the last choices for Eddie Valiant.  The list of other, more favored contenders included Harrison Ford, Chevy Chase, Bill "Space Jam" Murray, Eddie Murphy, Robin Williams and even Sylvester Stallone.  Tim Curry auditioned for the villain, but was deemed "too terrifying" by the producers.

2. The Big Blue

BEAUTIFULLY photographed movie directed by Luc Besson.  Unfortunately the story's really thin, far too thin to sustain a film of this length.  I really enjoyed the first half of it, but the second just goes on and on and on.  The sex scenes in it are also really, really unnecessary.

Fun Fact: The star of this movie, Jean-Marc Barr, would go on to appear in several of Lars von Trier's films.

3. Short Circuit 2

Christ this movie is dumb.  And not dumb fun like the first one.  Just dumb.  Fisher Stevens returns, with Michael McKean as his business partner.  The romantic subplot is grindingly dull, and their means of escaping from the freezer has to be one of the most contrived things ever.

Fun Fact: Kenneth Johnson, the director of this film, did a lot of good work in TV.  He created V: The Miniseries, The Bionic Woman, The Incredible Hulk and the TV adaptation of Alien Nation.


A group of irresponsible young adults find themselves on the business end of a supernatural entity.  Star Lance Henrikson and director Stan Winston had previously worked together on Aliens.  Pumpkinhead, the real star of this movie, resembles a xenomorph.

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