2022年12月19日 星期一

The Films of Steven Spielberg


I appreciate the fact that this blog feels very random at times.  Sometimes that's intentional.  But if you glance at the sidebar there is (at times) a method to my madness.  I recently posted The Movies of Arnold Schwarzenegger entry, which follows two other entries about 80s superstars, The Movies of Sylvester Stallone and The Movies of Tom Cruise.

This entry follows in turn two other entries centered around directors I like, The Films of David Cronenberg and The Films of Christopher Nolan.  So with this entry I've done three directors and three 80s action stars.  What's next?  I was thinking about three female stars of the 90s, perhaps followed in turn by three more directors, three male stars of the 2000s, three more directors and finally (if I ever get there) three female stars of the 2010s.

But we'll see.  Maybe I'll change my mind.  Maybe I'll forget.  Maybe I'll be struck by lightning before that happens.  Maybe I'll meet aliens at a remote location in Wyoming, and after that point this blog will be about my adventures on other worlds.

Anyway, on to Steven Spielberg's considerable filmography.


1970s

1. Duel (1970)

Dennis Weaver vs. Homicidal Truck Driver.  The charm of this movie might be lost on modern viewers, but in 1970s action/suspense movies usually weren't this tightly constructed, and the way in which Spielberg presented the story was unique at the time.  I can't say it's held up that well but it was a groundbreaking movie for sure.

2. The Sugarland Express (1974)

Like 1941 (below) this movie is somewhat forgotten now.  It was made in the early 70s and it feels like it was made in the early 70s.  If you're interested in how Spielberg developed his distinctive style it's worth seeing, but I don't think it deserves an 87% score on Rotten Tomatoes.  I'd probably give it a score closer to the year in which it was released -- 74% sounds about right to me.

3. Jaws (1975)

Still one of the best movies ever made.  The great Roy Scheider, Richard Dreyfuss and (especially) Robert Shaw were all perfectly cast, and there's a very human drama at the center of this movie about a killer shark.  Jaws had and continues to have a profound effect on the movies that have followed in its wake.

4. Close Encounters of the Third Kind (1977)

Also one of the best movies ever made, with Richard Dreyfuss starring as a man who witnesses the inexplicable.  Like Jaws it puts a very human conflict at the center of a seemingly inexplicable event.

The doorbells in my Taiwanese mother-in-law's apartment complex employ the "signaling tune" from this movie.  Every time I open her living room door I feel like I'm going to see aliens greeting me in the hallway.

5. 1941 (1979)

This was on HBO all the freaking time when I was little.  It paired well with 80s teen sex comedies, Chuck Norris' post-Vietnam exploits, or whatever other schlock HBO was showing late at night.  It's not bad by any means, but it's definitely one of Spielberg's more lightweight movies.  There are reasons discussions of his films usually leave it out.


1980s

1. Raiders of the Lost Ark (1981)

Still one of the best action movies ever made, and probably THE best action movie of the 1980s.  Sometimes people like to get snarky with me and say that Raiders of the Lost Ark "isn't an action movie," and that argument always sounds very weak to my ears.  It's fun, it's violent and it leaves you wanting more.  Die Hard?  I think not!

2. E.T. the Extra-Terrestrial (1982)

I was the target audience for this movie when it came out, and yet I never understood the appeal.  It trades on a lot of kids being cute and improbable occurrences involving both the U.S. government and alien lifeforms.  Sure, we all wanted bikes that could fly, but I always felt that this was the movie I was supposed to like rather than the movie I actually did like.

3. Twilight Zone: The Movie (1983)

Spielberg only directed the "Kick the Can" segment in which the residents of a retirement home magically regain their youth.  It's a solid contribution, even if George Miller's segment is the most memorable.

4. Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom (1984)

This sequel's a bit uneven, but the opening sequence is great and for the most part it captures the spirit of the first movie.  It might be too gruesome for its own good but I loved it as a kid.

5. The Color Purple (1985)

A real departure from what Spielberg had done before and a genuinely good movie all the way through.  Whoopie Goldberg, Oprah Winfrey and Danny Glover were all examples of perfect casting.  I've read the book as well and I think the movie does a good job of capturing the same mood.

6. Empire of the Sun (1987)

Christian Bale's first movie!  I've read J.G. Ballard's book, and I can tell you that while the movie's good the book is a whole other level of epic.

7. Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade (1989)

I liked it of course.  It's a lot more consistent than Temple of Doom.  But I don't know, something about this movie disappointed me at the time.  Maybe it was playing things a little too safe?  They'd done Judaism in the first movie, Hinduism in the second, so OF COURSE it was time for Christianity in the third one.  I dunno, I just wanted something more.

8. Always (1989)

A very forgettable movie.  Spielberg teams up with Richard Dreyfuss again, this time for a remake of a 1940s romantic drama that few people have ever seen.


1990s

1. Hook (1991)

Robin Williams stars as an older Peter Pan opposite Dustin Hoffman as Captain Hook.  It was a big budget Hollywood move released ahead of Christmas and it did predictably well.

2. Jurassic Park (1993)

I was 18 in 1993, so a bit too old for this movie to have the profound effect on me that it had on younger generations.  It's a fun movie, and the special effects were groundbreaking, but I can't say that it's one of the "greatest movies of all time" or anything.

3. Schindler's List (1993)

It blows my mind that Spielberg made Jurassic Park and Schindler's List in the same time period.  On the one hand you've got a big, fun movie about dinosaurs and on the other you've got a brooding, black and white meditation on the Holocaust.  People who only associate Liam Neeson with Taken really need to go back and watch Schindler's List.

4. The Lost World: Jurassic Park (1997)

In my opinion one of Spielberg's rare failures.  The plot is irrelevant and the ending falls flat.

5. Amistad (1997)

An overlooked movie, even at the time.  This tale of the slave trade put Djimon Hounsou on the map, and his status in Hollywood would only rise thereafter.  I think the courtroom aspect of this movie is a little tired and brings to mind much older movies from the 40s and 50s, but it's undeniably well done.

6. Saving Private Ryan (1998)

Tom Hanks leads a platoon into Nazi-occupied France to rescue a single soldier.  Aside from the battle scenes I think that what makes this movie great is its ambiguity.  Is it worth rescuing Private Ryan?  Did the ends justify the means?  This movie doesn't offer much of an answer and that's one of its strengths.


2000s

1. A.I. Artificial Intelligence (2001)

You know what took me 20+ years to notice?  This movie came out in 2001.  Spielberg took over this project from Stanley Kubrick who, as everybody knows, directed the science fiction epic 2001: A Space OdysseyA.I. is one of my favorite science fiction movies, though I'd rank this retelling of Pinocchio lower than both Close Encounters of the Third Kind and War of the Worlds.

2. Minority Report (2002)

I rewatched this recently, and even though it hasn't held up quite as well as some of Spielberg's other movies it's still good.  Tom Cruise solves "pre-crimes" with the aid of mutants that see the future.  It was adapted from a Philip K. Dick story and retains the author's signature sense of paranoia.

3. Catch Me If You Can (2002)

Spielberg + DiCaprio.  Yeah, it made perfect financial sense.  Up to that point DiCaprio's only real success as a leading man had been Titanic, but with a string of great performances in lesser-known movies under his belt he was clearly poised to do great things.  This said, I think this movie gets by on its sense of style.  It's certainly good, and it's not trying to be deep, but compared to other movies Spielberg's done it's just OK.

4. The Terminal (2004)

Tom Cruise and Tom Hanks both benefited greatly from collaborations with Spielberg.  In The Terminal Hanks stars as a man trapped inside an airport, with the lovely Catherine Zeta-Jones as a stewardess passing through his life.  I like this movie, but I'm also glad that Spielberg never ventured any further into rom-com territory.

5. War of the Worlds (2005)

One of my favorite movies.  Say what you will about Tom Cruise, he's amazing in this film.  From the word "go" War of the Worlds hits the ground running, building from a sense of dread to a sense of relief as mankind faces its darkest hour.

6. Munich (2005)

Like Amistad this movie's a bit overlooked.  Eric Bana should have been a lot bigger star than he was, but for whatever reason Hulk, Troy and Munich seemed to encompass Hollywood's love affair with Bana.  In Munich he stars as an Israeli intelligence agent exacting revenge after the bombing at the Munich Olympics.

7. Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull (2008)

That scene with Shia LaBeouf swinging with monkeys.  Yikes.  This movie just can't decide who its protagonist is.  It also relies heavily on CGI, and in doing so it strays from the practical effects that made the first three installments so good.


2010s

1. The Adventures of Tintin (2011)

I watched it.  It was OK, but I didn't love it.

2. War Horse (2011)

A completely forgettable movie.  Boy gets horse, boy goes off to war, boy is reunited with horse at the end of said war.

3. Lincoln (2012)

I get why Danial Day-Lewis' performance was praised but this movie was completely lost on me.  Like West Side Story (below) I tried watching it twice, but both times found myself unable to sit through it.  It describes a pivotal time period in American history, and Spielberg's previous movies like The Color Purple and Amistad in a sense led him to it, but for me it just fell flat.  Characters talk and talk and talk and so little seems to happen.

4. Bridge of Spies (2015)

Have I seen this movie?  I feel like I have, but I can't remember anything about it.

5. The BFG (2016)

Haven't seen it.  I'll probably watch it at some point.

6. The Post (2017)

I have a soft spot for movies centered around newspapers.  All the President's Men, The Front Page, etc., etc., etc.  Ah, the sound of typewriters clacking and printing presses churning.  As such movies go I don't think this movie holds a candle to All The President's Men, The Paper or Spotlight but it's not bad.  Bonus points for Bruce Greenwood, who should always be in more movies.

7. Ready Player One (2018)

Terrible movie adapted from a terrible book.  Spielberg attempts to resurrect the sci-fi cred he built up in the 2000s with this misguided exercise in 80s nostalgia.  It's heavy on CGI and extremely light on plot.


2020s

1. West Side Story (2021)

One of the darlings of this year's Oscar race.  I'm really not into musicals, but even I have to admit that it's a great looking movie.  I tried watching it twice, and fell asleep halfway through twice.  There are bits and pieces of it in my memory, but not enough to comment on the plot, the acting or any other aspect of the film.

2. The Fabelmans (2022)

It works from a dramatic standpoint but I don't think it deserves all the Oscars this year.  Michelle Williams is good as the protagonist's mother, but this movie isn't the insight into Spielberg's moviemaking technique that I was hoping for.

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2022年12月7日 星期三

"It's Elemental: The Hidden Chemistry In Everything" by Kate Biberdorf (2021)


"Chemically speaking, a protein is a polypeptide -- a large molecule built from two or more amino acids.  There are over five hundred known amino acids, twenty of which are in our genetic code.  However, only nine of them are considered to be essential.  An essential amino acid cannot be synthesized by our bodies, therefore we must incorporate it into our diet."

Kate Biberdorf is an Associate Professor of Chemistry at the University of Texas at Austin.  She has also appeared on several news and variety TV programs where she explains scientific concepts to the general public.

In It's Elemental she explores the role of chemical processes in our daily lives, progressing through topics such as fitness, clothing, the manufacture of spirits and sex.  While doing so she uses anecdotes from her own life and cross-references various aspects of pop culture.

Judging this book by its stated purpose it's a success.  It communicates the usual array of Chemistry topics in a breezy yet satisfying manner, never losing sight of the fact that its for a general audience largely unacquainted with Chemistry.  If I have a complaint it's that there are many similar books on bookshelves now, and what It's Elemental does isn't anything we haven't seen before.

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The Movies of Arnold Schwarzenegger


The Austrian Oak!  Mr. Universe!  Mr. Olympia!  The Distinguished Governor of California!  Arnold Schwarzenegger has been a lot of things to a lot of people.

Me being the 80s child that I am, I feel like I grew up with Arnold Schwarzenegger.  I listened to the Conan the Barbarian LP when I was too young to see the movie.  I marveled over the weapons employed in Commando.  My VHS tape of the first Terminator was one of my favorite things.  Like Sylvester Stallone, Schwarzenegger was one of the big action heroes of the 1980s, and any boy who grew up during that decade probably loved his movies as much as I did.

If nothing else, Arnold Schwarzenegger's career is a testament to willpower.  The guy came from nothing, worked his way up through the bodybuilding world, and went on to be someone with one foot in Hollywood and one foot in Washington D.C.  He is, in other words, a uniquely American creation, and he reflects many of the qualities we Americans both like and dislike about our own country.


1970s

1. Hercules in New York (a.k.a. Hercules Goes Bananas (1969 or 1970)

Super low budget movie featuring Greek gods in New York City.  Schwarzenegger of course plays Hercules, an appropriately arrogant demigod who's been banished to the Big Apple after angering his father Zeus.  "Arnold Strong" (as he's billed in the credits) suffers the indignity of a voiceover for the duration of this movie, and it has little to recommend it aside from pure cheesiness.

2. Stay Hungry (1976)

A young Jeff Bridges is the star of this movie, with Sally Field as his love interest.  Schwarzenegger however appears throughout, and this time he's speaking in his own voice.  Stay Hungry isn't great by any stretch of the imagination, but it's much better than Hercules in New York.  The "posing in the street" part near the end is genuinely charming.

3. The Villain (1979)

I haven't seen this movie in ages.  I can remember Schwarzenegger sitting in a wagon next to a pretty woman (Ann-Margret?) and Kirk Douglas falling victim to various calamities.


1980s

1. Conan the Barbarian (1982)

The film that made Schwarzenegger a movie star.  John Milius' direction, Basil Pouledoris' soundtrack, Oliver Stone's take on Nietzsche, James Earl Jones' Thulsa Doom and Schwarzenegger's emotionally wounded Cimmerian are all highlights.  It's no surprise that this movie catapulted him to the big time.

2. Conan the Destroyer (1984)

Disappointing sequel to the 1982 classic.  The monster at the end is kind of cool though.  Conan the Destroyer waters down the character quite a bit, and obviously aims for younger audiences.  Grace Jones, who plays Zuta, would go on to star in the James Bond movie A View to a Kill the following year.

3. The Terminator (1984)

The other movie upon which Schwarzenegger cemented his early cinematic success, though its popularity was slower in building.  It didn't actually do that well in theaters (during its third week it was knocked out of the #1 spot at theaters by Oh God! You Devil of all movies), but the emerging VHS market meant that this R-rated movie found a newer and younger audience in American homes later on.

In all honesty I don't think this movie has aged that well, partly because T2 puts it to shame.  I have a deep sense of nostalgia for it, but I think that at times the lower budget shows.  I'll always be a fan of Michael Biehn and Linda Hamilton, even though they don't seem to have managed their careers as successfully as Schwarzenegger has.

4. Red Sonja (1985)

Remember when Bridgitte Nielson was married to Sylvester Stallone?  This movie would have entered production not long before that, and during production Nielson was conducting an affair with Schwarzenegger while he was engaged to Maria Shriver.  Whether Nielson was engaged or romantically involved with Stallone at the same time is a cause for speculation.  Hollywood can be a sexually confusing place.

Anyway, Red Sonja isn't very good.  One of the few things in its favor is Sandahl Bergman, who plays the villain and who also played Valeria in Conan the Barbarian three years before.  She was initially offered the role of Red Sonja as well, but (wisely perhaps) turned it down.

Schwarzenegger, by the way, isn't playing Conan in this movie.  He's "Lord Kalidor."

5. Commando (1985)

Even in the 80s we KNEW this movie was cheesy as all hell and we didn't care.  The one-liners, the ridiculous villains and the even more ridiculous weapons were just what the doctor ordered.  To this day my dad, who saw it with us in the theater at the time, quotes Commando on a regular basis.

6. Raw Deal (1986)

I never liked this movie.  Even in 1986, as rabid as I was for anything Schwarzenegger or Stallone-adjacent, this movie did nothing for me.  Raw Deal has always seemed like an odd choice for Schwarzenegger.  He was on firm footing when it came to the sword and sorcery, ex-solider out for revenge or science fiction, but this crime movie hit all the wrong notes.

7. Predator (1987)

Still one of the best sci-fi/action movies ever made.  It's damn near perfect from beginning to end.  I'd be hard-pressed to say which is better, Aliens or Predator, but both are outstanding examples of science fiction concepts imported into genres where they weren't often seen -- at least at the time.

8. The Running Man (1987)

Is it just me or is this movie kind of forgotten now?  I've seen it mentioned a couple times in the context of Schwarzenegger's career, but most people seem to skip over it when discussing his "classic" films.  This seems like a shame, because The Running Man is still a fun movie that has, like the original Robocop, a lot to say about the time in which it was made.  Schwarzenegger himself wasn't that happy with the final product, but I think it's solid.

9. Red Heat (1988)

As with Raw Deal above I just wasn't feeling this one.  Jim Belushi, who at the time seemed to be riding on his father John Belushi's coattails, made it much worse.  Director Walter Hill is also hit and miss for me.  I like some of the movies he's directed, produced or written over the years, but a lot of his stuff falls firmly into the realm of macho nonsense.

10. Twins (1988)

Eh, it's OK.  I never understood all the love this movie received.


1990s

1. Total Recall (1990)

Forget the reboot, the original is the one you want.  For most Hollywood stars this would have been the pinnacle of a career, but Schwarzenegger still had T2 waiting in the wings.  Director Paul Verhoeven did this between Robocop and Starship Troopers, and while I don't think Total Recall is as good as those two other films it's still excellent.

2. Kindergarten Cop (1990)

I have a soft spot for any movie set in Astoria, Oregon.  I grew up between Seattle and Bay City, Oregon, and I have many memories of visiting Astoria as a child.

This said, I never thought Kindergarten Cop was very good.  Schwarzenegger was obviously trying to soften his image, obviously trying to broaden his range as an actor, and obviously trying to build on what he'd done in Twins, but this movie is only passable at best.

3. Terminator 2: Judgement Day (1991)

Probably the height of Schwarzenegger's popularity.  Where Stallone's career had more ups and downs (for every Cliffhanger there's a Stop! Or My Mom Will Shoot), Schwarzenegger's career was a steadier ascent, building from Conan the Barbarian to T2.

4. Last Action Hero (1993)

In a way this movie made perfect sense in 1993 -- an action movie making fun of action movies, but yeah, the execution left something to be desired.  It's a cult film now, and I'm not even sure if it deserves that kind of status.  I think they might have done better if they'd gone slightly lower budget, hired a comedy dire tor, and cast someone less famous in the lead.  I'm speculating of course, but at the time I felt that Schwarzenegger's fame was more of an impediment to this film's success than an asset.

5. True Lies (1994)

Schwarzenegger reunited with James Cameron for this spy movie that doesn't take itself too seriously.  I liked it but I didn't love it.

6. Junior (1994)

One of the cringiest movies ever made.  Schwarzenegger carries a baby to term.  Just typing that last sentence brought back painful memories.

7. Eraser (1996)

I'm sure I've seen it but I can't remember a single thing about it.

8. Jingle All The Way (1996)

Not as cringey as Junior but definitely not good.  Whatever happened to Sinbad?

9. Batman & Robin (1997)

Yeah... let's skip over this one.

10. End of Days (1999)

A return to form?  In some ways it's the big movie you'd expect, but Schwarzenegger's damaged hero is different from what we'd seen him do up until that point.  Critics HATED this movie, but I think if you compare it to films like Batman & Robin, Jingle All The Way and (especially) Junior it's not bad.  In the late 90s action heroes were getting their brood on for sure.


2000s

Schwarzenegger spent most of this decade being Governor of California.  His approval rating at the start of his first term was incredibly high, but by the end of his second term it was LOW.  His opposition to an amendment of California's Three Strikes Law cost him a lot of support.

1. The 6th Day (2000)

Saw it and I don't remember.  That sounds like a joke but really, I don't remember.

2. Collateral Damage (2002)

Also saw it and I don't remember.

3. Terminator 3: Rise of the Machines (2003)

I'd say this is the worst Terminator, though there's another Terminator that Christian Bale may have gone back in time and erased from our memories.


2010s

Many of the movies below were limited release or on-demand.  He also made several cameo appearances in other movies.

1. The Expendables 2 (2012)

Schwarzenegger had a cameo in the first movie, but it wasn't until the second Expendables that he featured as one of the cast.  It's not a terrible movie, though I usually avoid exercises in this kind of nostalgia.

2. The Last Stand (2013)

A surprisingly good movie.  You'll see the trailer and think it's going to suck, but it really isn't bad.  If you look really hard the sword from Conan the Barbarian is in it.

3. Escape Plan (2013)

Stallone and Schwarzenegger team up to escape a high security prison.  It's exactly the kind of movie they would have done in the 80s (Tango & Cash says hi), but it doesn't try too hard to recreate that 80s feeling.

4. Sabotage (2014)

Not very good.

5. The Expendables 3 (2014)

A lot of people hate on this movie because of the PG-13 rating, but I thought it was OK.  If nothing else, Mel Gibson made a great villain.

6. Maggie (2015)

Schwarzenegger took a more dramatic turn as the father of a girl who's doomed to become one of the walking dead.  Some horror fans briefly fawned over Maggie, but I always thought it was tremendously overrated.  Strip away the zombie theme and you've got a Lifetime movie.

7. Terminator: Genisys (2015)

Oh wait, did I say Christian Bale's Terminator was the worst one?  Let me reassess that conclusion...

8. Aftermath (2017)

Haven't seen it.

9. King Gunther (2017)

Haven't seen it.

10. Terminator: Dark Fate (2019)

It won't blow your mind or anything but it's OK.  Linda Hamilton is the star of this movie, and overall it's a vast improvement over the two Terminator movies before it.  It was a HUGE bomb, and at the time of writing there are no plans for a sequel.


2020s

1. Kung Fury 2 (2023)

I haven't seen the first one but it sounds funny.  The sequel is a much bigger-budget affair, and for this reason probably not as good.  Nothing kills a good comedic premise like an exponentially larger budget and the addition of big names to the cast.

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