2020年11月27日 星期五

Movies of the Early 1990s, Ranked in the Order I Enjoyed Them


Some are good, some are bad, some are so bad they're good, but none are so good they're bad.  The movies at the top of the list put a smile on my face, or gave me something to think about.  The movies at the bottom made me wonder why I don't read more.

Dances With Wolves (90)
The Age of Innocence (93)
Presumed Innocent (90)
What's Eating Gilbert Grape (93)
Farewell My Concubine (93)
Once Were Warriors (94)
Reservoir Dogs (92)
Our Twisted Hero (91)
The Player (92)
Other People's Money (91)
Deep Cover (92)
High Heels (91)
Wild at Heart (90)
Muriel's Wedding (94)
Black Robe (91)
Cool Runnings (93)
Man Bites Dog (92)
Terminator 2: Judgement Day (91)
Cool as Ice (91)
A Brighter Summer Day (91)
Jacob's Ladder (90)
To Live (94)
The Double Life of Veronique (91)
Postcards from the Edge (90)
Fear in the Dark (91)
Fire in the Sky (93)
Death and the Maiden (94)
The Last Boy Scout (91)
Back to the Future Part III (90)
School Daze (90)
Navy SEALs (90)
Dead Alive (92)
Guarding Tess (94)
Tie Me Up! Tie Me Down! (90)
Sniper (93)
The Client (94)
The Ambulance (90)
Iron Monkey (93)
Edward Scissorhands (90)
It Could Happen to You (94)
The Adventures of Priscilla, Queen of the Desert (94)
Cobb (94)
No Escape (94)
The Hunt for Red October (90)
Philadelphia (93)
True Lies (94)
Rebels of the Neon God (92)
Miami Blues (90)
Back in Action (93)
Renaissance Man (94)
Blown Away (94)
The Crow (94)
Bitter Moon (92)
Dazed and Confused (93)
Chaplin (92)
Hard to Kill (90)
Leprechaun (93)
Sarafina! (92)
The Mambo Kings (92)
Brainscan (94)
The Doctor (91)
Porco Rosso (92)
La Belle Noiseuse (91)
State of Grace (90)
Maverick (94)
Stone Cold (91)
Hard Target (93)
1492: The Conquest of Paradise (92)
The Perfect Weapon (91)
Darkman (90)
Deadfall (93)
Jason Goes to Hell: The Final Friday (93)
Aspen Extreme (93)
Delicatessen (91)
Hoop Dreams (94)
Eton College: Class of '91 (91)
Robocop 2 (90)
The Hand That Rocks The Cradle (92)
Night of the Demons 2 (94)
Stargate (94)
Iron Will (94)
Free Willy (93)
Juice (92)
Rocky V (90)
Brain Dead (90)
The Power of One (92)
The Forbidden Dance (90)
Heavenly Creatures (94)
Shallow Grave (94)
Chungking Express (94)
Days of Thunder (90)
Air America (90)
Ramayana: The Legend of Prince Rama (92)
Fast Getaway (91)
Europa (91)
Shola Aur Shabnam (92)
Edge of Honor (91)
Reversal of Fortune (90)
Enchanted April (92)
Universal Soldier (92)
The Godfather Part III (90)
Paris is Burning (90)
Double Dragon (94)
Twin Peaks: Fire Walk With Me (92)
Green Card (90)
Hudson Hawk (91)
Out of the Rain (91)
My Own Private Idaho (91)
Drop Zone (94)
Light Sleeper (92)
The River Wild (94)
Mississippi Masala (91)
Sleeping with the Enemy (91)
Akira Kurosawa's Dreams (90)
Diggstown (92)
Frank Zappa: BBC Documentary (93)
Meteor Man (93)
Gremlins 2: The New Batch (90)
Baby's Day Out (94)
Howard's End (92)
The Next Karate Kid (94)
Lower Level (91)
Above the Rim (94)
Hocus Pocus (93)
Career Opportunities (91)
Airheads (94)
Emily Bronte's Wuthering Heights (92)
Stephen King's The Stand (94)
Hellraiser III: Hell on Earth (92)
The Guardian (90)
Havana (90)
Street Soldiers (91)
One Good Cop (91)
The Rookie (90)
Baraka (92)
Blood In Blood Out (93)
The Night Train (93)
Jennifer Eight (92)
Popcorn (91)
Mikey (92)
The Dark Half (93)
Indecent Proposal (93)
The Sandlot (93)
The NeverEnding Story II: The Next Chapter (90)
Mad Dog and Glory (93)
Ring of Fire (91)
Super Mario Bros. (93)
The Good Son (93)
Les Visiteurs (93)
Forever Young (92)
Arizona Dream (93)
Bird on a Wire (90)
The Mighty Ducks (92)
Surf Ninjas (93)
Robocop 3 (93)
Pudhiya Mugam (93)
Junior (94)
Loose Cannons (90)
Trapped in Paradise (94)
The Witches (90)

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2020年11月24日 星期二

Some Other Movies From 1994 (2)

 For further background on the year in film, please refer to the Some Other Movies From 1994 entry.


The following things happened in 1994:
  • Figure skater Nancy Kerrigan was attacked at the U.S. Figure Skating Championship.  Refer to the movie I, Tonya for details.
  • Schindler's List won the Oscar for Best Picture.
  • The Rwandan genocide took place.
  • Nelson Mandela was sworn in as the first democratically elected President of South Africa.
  • The Channel Tunnel between England and France opened.
  • The O.J. Simpson trial took place.
  • Jeff Bezos founded Amazon.
  • Construction of the Three Gorges Dam began in China.
  • America Online went... online.
  • Kurt Cobain committed suicide.


Some Good Ones

1. Night of the Demons 2

Boobies and demons and more boobies and demons melting into puddles.  The red-haired actress is FINE, and the script is humorous enough to keep the story interesting.  Sure, it rips off Sam Raimi's Evil Dead franchise at times, but so do a lot of other horror movies.

Fun Fact 1: The actress who plays the demonic presence in this movie is now a "professional psychic pet communicator."  What qualifications and/or experience would make one a professional psychic pet communicator?  I have no idea.

Fun Fact 2: If the blonde schoolgirl looks familiar, it's because that's Christine Taylor, who would go on to appear in Zoolander and Dodgeball: A True Underdog Story.  She was also married to Ben Stiller for several years.

2. To Live

"We're two bullets short of liberating Taiwan!"

70 years later, and those "two bullets" seem farther away than ever.

Zhang Yimou directed this look at life in communist China in the decades following the expulsion of the KMT.  It's a movie full of great scenes - especially that shot of the communist troops charging down the hill in the snow - but it felt a bit disjointed to me, and the ending wasn't satisfying.

Due to its controversial portrayal of communist policies, this movie was never shown theatrically in China.

3. Muriel's Wedding

Hold up - Toni Collette is Australian?  I had no idea!

In Muriel's Wedding two friends desperately try to escape the town they were born into.  It sounds corny - and this movie definitely ventures into rom-com territory - but this movie's about loving yourself no matter what others tell you.  In other words it's fucking adorable, and even though the second half is too convoluted it's still one of the better movies I've seen lately.

4. Hoop Dreams

Documentary about two boys who receive basketball scholarships to a private school.  My biggest complaint about this movie is that it's way, way too long.  It was nominated for an Academy Award for Best Editing, and the struggles of its two protagonists are indeed compelling, but cutting an hour out of this film would have made it much better.

5. Shallow Grave

After one of their roommates (read: flatmates) dies, three people come into some money they didn't earn.  This was Danny Boyle's first movie, and also his first collaboration with Ewan McGregor.  The characters in Shallow Grave are unlikable, but they become more interesting after the first body's disposed of.

6. Heavenly Creatures

Two girls form an unhealthy bond in a New Zealand Catholic school.  It's not perfect, but Heavenly Creatures is a glance at the Peter Jackson yet to be.  The fantasy elements, the unconventional storytelling, the use of lesser known actors and actresses, New Zealand as a set piece - it's all there.  This was also Kate Winslet's first movie.  She'd go on to widespread acclaim in Titanic three years later.

Fun Fact: Jackson wrote a script for a Nightmare on Elm Street sequel.  Unfortunately this movie was never made.

7. It Could Happen to You

The Brighter Take: A cop (Nicolas Cage) decides to share his lottery winnings with a waitress (Bridget Fonda).  The Darker Take: A millionaire who enjoys the company of young boys cheats on his wife with a failed actress.  In its celebration of New York it reminded me of Ghostbusters, though of course it's not nearly that good.

8. Maverick

This movie doesn't have much of a plot.  The card scene at the end is great though, and Mel Gibson, Jodie Foster and James Garner are as charming as you'd expect.  Is it a work of cinematic art?  No, but it's fun and never wears out its welcome.

9. The Adventures of Priscilla, Queen of the Desert

Two drag queens and a transgender woman travel into the Australian Outback.  Its message of acceptance is still timely, even if that ping pong ball scene trades in certain stereotypes.  This movie introduced Hugo Weaving and Guy Pearce to worldwide audiences, and Terence Stamp steals the show as their transgender companion.

10. Chungking Express

From the standpoint of images on film this movie is brilliant.  On the other hand the characters in it are so hopelessly romantic (and occasionally creepy) that it's hard to sympathize with them.  It was interesting seeing Takeshi Kaneshiro, Tony Leung and Faye Wong so early in their careers, and Wong Kar-wai is an indisputably good director, but I just didn't love this one as much as I thought I would.

11. Stargate

When you think about it, this movie could bridge every biblical movie ever made, the Indiana Jones movies, and the Dune universe.  What if the "slave race" Kurt Russell and James Spader encounter on the other side of the gate are actually the Fremen?  What if a lot of the mythology surrounding Paul Atreides stretches back to ancient Egypt?  Anyway, it's fun to think about.

In Stargate a portal to the other side of the universe is discovered, and a group of Terran explorers learn some unpleasant truths about the origin of our species.  This movie doesn't make a lot of sense if you consider it more carefully, but it's a fun action movie regardless.  It's also my favorite of director Roland Emmerich's films.

Fun Fact: Whatever happened to Jaye Davidson?  He grew tired of the attention he was receiving as a movie star and retired from acting.

12. Once Were Warriors

Definitely the best movie listed here.  I want to put it in the "Excellent" category but it's a bit heavy-handed.  Just the same, it's a gripping story of a Maori woman's struggles with an abusive husband, and the performances are all about as good as you can get.  Rena Owen, the star of this film, deserved an Oscar, but of course Once Were Warriors wasn't high profile enough to earn that kind of accolade.

Fun Fact 1: Lee Tamahori, the director of this movie, would go on to direct the Bond film Die Another Day.

Fun Fact 2: Temuera Morrison, the actor who played the abusive husband in this movie, would go on to play Jason Momoa's father in Aquaman.


Some Bad Ones

1. Baby's Day Out

You could have a lot of fun inserting scenes from this movie into 1996's Ransom.  On the one hand a lighthearted attempt to cash in on the popularity of the Home Alone franchise, on the other a dark, brooding study of how a family deals with a kidnapping.

In Baby's Day Out producer John Hughes de-ages Kevin McAllister by about eight years, has a trio of mentally challenged (if superhumanly resilient) kidnappers show up, and it all grows increasingly improbable from there.  Thing is, I always found Mcaulay Culkin's character in Home Alone extremely annoying, and substituting him with a baby worked better for me.  I'm not saying I loved it, I'm not even saying I liked it, but I get why this movie is so strangely popular in India.

2. Above the Rim

Hoop Dreams it ain't, but it is a lot shorter.  Some guy who's name I'm forgetting stars as a high school student with college basketball dreams, with Leon as his mentor and Tupac as the local drug dealer.  The weirdest thing about this movie is the fact that the basketball scenes are the least interesting part.

Fun Fact: This movie is the final film in screenwriter Barry Michael Cooper's "Harlem Trilogy," which includes New Jack City, Sugar Hill and this film.

3. Drop Zone

"Always bet on black!"  Oh, sorry.  Wrong movie.

Wesley Snipes stars as a U.S. Marshal infiltrating the world of skydiving.  The skydiving scenes look super fake, and it's obvious which characters are going to die from the beginning.

4. Junior

After Kindergarten Cop and Twins this movie made a certain kind of sense, but impregnating Arnold Schwarzenegger was a cringe too far.  More damning still is the fact that this movie just isn't funny.  Director Ivan Reitman, Schwarzenegger and DeVito were game enough, but the script hits emotional beats at the expense of laughs.

5. Stephen King's The Stand

I remember reading the novel in high school and finding it boring.  This TV miniseries is even worse in that it gives little sense of scale, choosing instead to focus on smaller, interior sets that make the low budget more obvious.  Even if they'd had the money to make it look better, there are much better movies exploring similar themes.  For the most part critics loved it, but I just wasn't feeling this one.

Fun Fact: In the late 70s and early 80s Stephen King and George Romero worked together on another film adaptation of The Stand.  The project was abandoned after films adapted from King's stories declined in popularity toward the end of the 80s.

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2020年11月15日 星期日

"The Brothers Karamazov" by Fyodor Dostoevsky (1880)


"'I've always been of the opinion that the best way to handle the ordinary Russian is to flog him: he's a scoundrel and there's no need to be sorry for him.  Thank God he still gets his birching occasionally.  Russia is rich in birch.  If the Russian forests were destroyed, it would be the end of Russia.  I'm all for clever people.  Now we've stopped flogging them, our peasants who have sense enough have started flogging themselves.  And they're doing the right thing.  For whatever you sow, you shall reap, or however the saying goes...  In any case - you shall reap.  Russia is just a nasty mess.'"

Fyodor Dostoevsky is, in case you slept your way through English 101, Russian Literature, or any number of other classes, one of the two most famous Russian novelists of all time.  Besides the dauntingly long The Brothers Karamazov, he also wrote Notes from the Underground, The Idiot and Crime and Punishment.  Oh, and in case you've forgotten who the other "most famous" Russian novelist is, it's Leo Tolstoy.

It's been a while since I read Notes from the Underground and The Idiot, but I did read Crime and Punishment fairly recently, so at least I have that to compare The Brothers Karamazov to.  Of the two books I liked The Brothers Karamazov a lot more.  Where Crime and Punishment is more a psychological study of one man's experience after committing a crime, The Brothers Karamazov is a larger exploration of how a single crime affects a much larger society.

In the novel three brothers find themselves at odds with a greedy and manipulative father who has designs on the local beauty.  One of these three brothers lusts after the same woman, another takes a more philosophical view things, and a third brother, recently released from a monastery, attempts to repair the relationships between the various members of his family.

All in all it's a sprawling look at the underpinnings on not only its characters but also Russia itself.  The subjects covered in this novel include traditional religion, mysticism, monasticism, atonement for past sins, modern notions of truth, nihilism, the criminal justice system, the court of public opinion and even Russian sexual politics in the mid 1800s.  Throughout all of this the author continually inquires into the nature of his culture, his country and its history.

Did I like it?  To be honest it took me a while, and my interest wavered at certain points, but on the whole reading The Brothers Karamazov wasn't as much of an ordeal as I thought it would be.  It's an occasionally insightful book, even if it's very long.

And, moreover, now I can REALLY say I've read Dostoevsky.  Not just the easier stuff!

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2020年11月2日 星期一

Some Other Movies From 1993 (2)

 For further background on the year in film please refer to the Some Other Movies From 1993 entry.


The following things happened in 1993:
  • Czechoslovakia split apart to form the Czech Republic and Slovakia.
  • The European single market was created.
  • Bill Clinton was sworn in as President of the U.S.
  • Brian Mulroney, the Prime Minister of Canada resigned.
  • U.S. law enforcement beseiged the Branch Davidians in Waco, Texas.
  • Jiang Zemin became the President of China.
  • Unforgiven won Best Picture at the Oscars.
  • Eritrea declared independence from Ethiopia.
  • Sexual abuse allegations were leveled against Michael Jackson.
  • Ariana Grande was born.
  • The computer game Doom was released.
  • Mick Ronson, one of my favorite guitar players, died.
Linked entries can be viewed in their entirety on YouTube.


Excellent

1. What's Eating Gilbert Grape

Man, just look at Leonardo DiCaprio.  1993 was a LONG time ago.

Swedish director Lasse Hallstrom directed Johnny Depp, Juliette Lewis, Crispin Glover, John C. Reilly and many others in this look at life in small town U.S.A.  Depp is of course the star of the film, but aside from him this movie was perfectly cast, and every scene feels necessary.  It's one of the best movies of the early 90s, if not one of the best films of the decade.

Fun Fact 1: Lasse Hallstrom began his career directing videos for ABBA.

Fun Fact 2: This was DiCaprio's 3rd movie, following the straight-to-VHS Critters 3 and the underrated This Boy's Life with Robert DeNiro.

Uncomfortable Reflection: That thing Depp has going in this movie with Mary Steenburgen?  I've been there.  It's not necessarily a good place to be.

2. Farewell My Concubine

The most wonderfully subversive thing about this movie is that there's a gay man, hiding right in the middle of it.  Would such a movie get past the censors in China today?  I highly doubt it, but filmmakers in China would do well to remember that movies like this gave birth to their industry.  Sure, films like Wolf Warrior II and The Wandering Earth might rake in billions - mostly due to a captive audience - but it's movies like Farewell My Concubine that first got the world's attention.

In the film two boys grow up to be Chinese opera stars in the 1930s, with the rise of communism and the struggle against Japanese imperialism serving as a backdrop.  The opera that the male leads continually reenact serves as both a symbol of their relationship and the struggles China was engaged in at the time.

Chen Kaige's best movie?  I'm torn between this one and The Emperor and the Assassin, but they're both excellent.


Some Good Ones

1. Cool Runnings

R.I.P. John Candy.  In my opinion this was the best performance of his career.  He's wonderful as an ex-coach accused of cheating.  And, for that matter, the supporting cast is great too.  Leon carries the movie well, and Doug E. Doug (remember him?) shows his versatility as Leon's best friend and teammate.  Sure, it's a Disney movie about the Jamaican bobsled team, and sure, it probably didn't happen that way, but just the same the script was well written and the director knew just when to cut away to the next scene.

Fun Fact: As with Hard Target below, this movie has a Kurt Russell connection.  Disney wanted Russell (who has a long history with Disney) for the role of coach, but relented after John Candy insisted on playing the part.

2. Iron Monkey

Robin Hood + kung fu.  Fans of the two Kill Bill movies will probably enjoy this film.  Yuen Wo Ping served as fight choreographer on Iron Monkey too, and Quentin Tarantino co-produced.  The fight at the end is memorable, even though I disliked the way they sped up the film during fight scenes.

Fun Fact: Tsui Hark, the director of this movie, would go on to direct Jean-Claude Van Damme in Double Team and Knock Off.  In doing so he was following the lead of John Woo, who'd directed Van Damme in Hard Target.  Hark produced John Woo's A Better Tomorrow while both were still involved in the Hong Kong film industry.

3. Free Willy

A troubled boy befriends a captive whale.  And check out the Seattle Supersonics hat on his Native American mentor!  Yeah, 1993 was a while back.  Simon Wincer, the director of this movie, has a lot of memorably bad films to his (dis)credit, but this is one of the better ones.  Relative to his filmography, he really knocked this one out of the park.

Not-So-Fun Fact: Keiko, the whale that "played" Willy in this movie, was set free off the coast of Iceland in 2002.  He died of pneumonia a year later.


Tom Hanks stars as a lawyer dying of AIDS, unjustly fired from his law firm.  Denzel Washington costars as another lawyer tasked with representing him.  Hanks and Washington are both excellent in Philadelphia, though it felt a bit heavy-handed to me.  It's also really hard to believe that someone as prejudiced as Washington's character would have taken the case in the first place, and that scene where Hanks discusses opera is hard to swallow.  

It also feels like there are scenes missing from this movie.  Who's that guy that Washington nods to in the end?  It's a mystery.  All in all a solid film, but not as airtight as I remember it being.

Fun Fact: This movie earned Tom Hanks his first of two Oscars.  He'd go on to win a second the following year for Forrest Gump.

Cause for Optimism: People are living with AIDS now.


Tom Berenger stars as the titular sniper, charged with escorting agent Billy Zane through an idyllic South American forest.  The tension between Berenger and Zane's characters is enough to keep this movie chugging along, even if the story's a bit thin.

My opinion?  Berenger never quite hit his stride as a leading man.  He had some memorable roles in movies like The Dogs of War, Platoon and The Substitute, but he - like costar Billy Zane - never really found his niche.


Eh...

1. Hocus Pocus

A brother and sister find themselves at the center of a centuries-old plot involving witches.  The plot of Hocus Pocus or Hereditary?  Both, actually.  It's obviously for kids, so I won't comment on its badness or goodness.

Completely Unrelated Trivia: The phrase "hocus pocus" has an interesting history.  Check out the article on Wikipedia.

Incompletely Unrelated Trivia: Bette Midler, who stars in this movie, began her career singing in a gay bathhouse.  Her piano accompanist at the bathhouse was none other than Barry Manilow, who produced her first two albums.


Some Bad Ones

1. Arizona Dream

Johnny Depp has been in his share of irritatingly whimsical/arty movies, and this is yet another one.  And as sexy as I find Faye Dunaway, I just couldn't sit through this story of a young man torn between two mentally disturbed women.  Worse still, it brought to mind The Hotel New Hampshire, another pretentious movie I despise.  I enjoyed the director's previous two films, but this was doing nothing for me.


An Officer and a Gentleman director Taylor Hackford's attempt at a Chicano Godfather.  Is it terrible?  Not quite.  It is, however really long, Benjamin Bratt's character is never developed, and the ending is far from satisfying.  It tries very hard to create drama, but it often feels more like a Mexican soap opera than anything Scorsese would have directed.

Fun Fact 1: Edward James Olmos was originally set to star in this.  American Me, which he starred in the year before, is a much better movie.

Fun Fact 2: Billy Bob Thornton appears in this for a few minutes.  Blood In Blood Out hit theaters three years before Sling Blade.

3. RoboCop 3

"What, have you gone war-wacky?"

In this one Robocop gets a jetpack.  Oh, and there are robo-ninjas.  And OCP is run by a Japanese conglomerate.  And Robocop has a detachable gun arm.  The scene in the church ventures into "so bad it's good" territory, but overall it's very boring.  As with Robocop 2, comics legend Frank Miller was involved with the script, and I'm certain the robo-ninjas were his idea.

Fun Fact: In this movie RoboCop is played by Robert Burke.

4. The Sandlot

A group of young boys bond over baseball.  The performances are solid, but the junkyard dog subplot really brings the movie down.  Not even prepubescent boys are that impressionable, and their weird mixture of smart and stupid is hard to buy into.


Tamil movie about a guy whose girlfriend gets killed, who joins some kind of gang, who's framed for the murder of 25 children, who gets plastic surgery, who fakes his own death, who starts a new life in Madras, who falls in love, who becomes a general in the Indian army, who has a son, whose son discovers that his father was once a member of a gang, and who watches his father blow himself and the boss of his old gang up on a boat.  There, that's the whole movie.  Saved you the two hours.


Just As Bad As You Knew It Was Going To Be

1. Super Mario Bros.

A movie?  Or a series of compromises?  Super Mario Bros. features a cast of great actors who've appeared in A LOT of bad movies, and it's based on a video game whose backstory nobody needed.  John Leguizamo and Bob Hoskins (continuing his post-Who Framed Roger Rabbit? shame spiral) pair up as the famously jumpy brothers, with Dennis Hopper as King Koopa.

Fun Fact 1: If "The King" at the end looks familiar, it's because he's played by Lance Henriksen, who also features in Hard Target below.

Fun Fact 2: There's an animated reboot of this coming in 2022.

Fun Fact 3: Can you believe it?  The studio in charge of this thing actually passed over Tom Hanks for the role of Mario.  Up until Philadelphia his career wasn't going that well.


The Most Van Dammaging Movie Ever?

1. Hard Target

Ridiculous?  Yes.  A fun ride?  Oh hell yes.  John Woo, fresh off the plane from Hong Kong, directs Van Damme as Cajun ex-Marine Chance Boudreaux.  And how great is Lance Henriksen in this movie?  Just as he did in Stone Cold, he steals every scene he's in.

Fun Fact 1: This is both the first American movie directed by John Woo AND the first big budget American film directed by a Chinese person.  John Woo beat Ang Lee to the punch by two years.

Fun Fact 2: The studio was nervous about handing an American film over to a Hong Kong director, so they called in Sam Raimi to oversee the project.  If you look real close you can see his brother, Ted Raimi, about halfway through the film.

Fun Fact 3: John Woo originally wanted Kurt Russell for the lead, but Russell was busy filming Tombstone.

Fun Fact 4: The guy hunted in the beginning of this movie is also the guy who wrote the script.

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