2025年3月11日 星期二

"The Art of Racing in the Rain" by Garth Stein (2008)


"The clues were all there, I simply hadn't read them correctly.  Over the winter, he had played a video racing game obsessively, which wasn't like him.  He had never gotten into racing games.  But that winter, he played the game every night before Eve went to bed.  And he raced on American circuits only."

Garth Stein is an American author, filmmaker and amateur race car driver resident in Seattle.  He's written four novels, of which The Art of Racing in the Rain is the most famous.

The story's protagonist is Denny, a married father of one daughter with dreams of racing glory.  His doings are told from his dog Enzo's point of view, with most of the novel delving into a long, drawn out custody battle between Denny and his parents-in-law.

As you've probably guessed already, they made this one into a movie, and the reviews weren't especially good.  Several movie critics complained that certain plot elements were very contrived, and I wouldn't blame the film's Hollywood production team for this fact.  The novel itself is contrived, in particular Denny's sexual assault at the hands of a young girl, and also the way in which his parents-in-law switch from good to evil at the drop of a hat.  Giving these parents-in-law more reasons to attack Denny in court would have made this book much better, but as it is they come across as cartoon villains, only present in the narrative to give Denny a reason to triumph in the face of extreme adversity.

All in all it's a very forgettable novel, though certain episodes in later chapters did bring a smile to my face.  This said, every character aside from Denny needed more agency, and the dog's constant philosophizing wears out its welcome at times.

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2025年3月4日 星期二

"The Marriage Lie" by Kimberly Belle (2017)


"And now I'm crying again, both at Corban's obvious affection for Will and the idea that he had a friend, one he liked and trusted enough to share the most private parts of himself [sic] but, for some reason I'll never know, [sic] decided to keep that friendship from me.  Why would he do such a thing?"

Kimberly Belle is an American author of thrillers.  At the time of writing she's had six books published.  She divides her time between Atlanta, where most of The Marriage Lie is set, and Amsterdam.

In The Marriage LIE (emphasis mine -- it seems appropriate given the histrionic nature of this book), Iris Griffiths learns that her husband has an unsavory past .  In search of this past she journeys to exotic south Seattle and its "projects," where she further discovers elements of his history that shake her to her very foundations.

"Projects..." "foundations," get it?  Maybe you do, and its just not funny.  Whatever, I'm a bit tired today.

Anyhoo, you might be able to guess the rest of the book.  By way of further explanation there's a gay twin brother, the husband's steroidal gym bro, and an inexplicably friendly lawyer who probably isn't so much nice as on a mission to bang a grieving widow.

It's all very formulaic and less than surprising.  The climax of the book is a standoff with the police, and the final chapter makes you wonder if the protagonist ever really knew her husband at all, given that his actions are so out of step with what she'd come to believe about him.

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2025年2月13日 星期四

Some Other Movies From 2025

I'll be adding to this as the year progresses.


1. Captain America: Brave New World

Perhaps the most thoroughly OK (if thoroughly forgettable) movie that Marvel Studios has yet produced.  The parts they tinkered with after filming wrapped are obvious, and as a whole the production lacks focus.  Oh well Marvel, you can't win 'em all?  It's been a weird few years for everyone...

The most compelling character here is probably Harrison Ford's Thaddeus Ross, even though the way in which Sam Wilson defeats him is one of the most contrived plot points ever.

Anthony Mackie has some good moments in this film, and for what it's worth Brave New World increased my appreciation for his character, but I still think the wings + shield combo is a bit much, especially since neither the wings nor the shield obey the laws of physics.  The fight scenes that don't involve either the wings or the shield are better, but even so Mackie's character seems lost within his own movie, sidelined behind WAY more interesting characters like Isaiah Bradley, President Ross and even Sidewinder.

A straight-ahead Red Hulk movie would have been more to the point.


2. Mickey 17

Oscar-winning director Bong Joon Ho follows up 2019's Parasite with Mickey 17, a science fiction movie with a wry sense of humor.

I'd seen some of Robert Pattinson's more indie efforts beforehand, and I'd also seen Mark Ruffalo in 2023's Poor Things, so the quirkiness of this film didn't really surprise me.  What did surprise me was the narrative sweep of this movie, which encompasses themes ranging from immortality, the nature of the human spirit and the morality of killing.

Mickey 17 isn't bad, but it's a far cry from 2009's Moon, which does a lot more with a lot less.  For me the weak point of the film was the dialogue, which relies heavily upon the word "fuck."  Parasite it most certainly isn't, but there are some interesting ideas to be found in Mickey 17.


3. The Electric State

The Russo Brothers return with a movie that'll remind you of Ready Player One, and not necessarily in a good way.  Chris Pratt offers his standard (if likeable) Chris Pratt performance, while Millie Bobbie Brown continues to channel an entire nation of Swifties.  The robots?  They range from mildly annoying to extremely so.

This Electric State traffics a fair amount of 80s/90s nostalgia, but beyond that it doesn't have much of a plot to speak of.  Robots with their own intelligence are somehow bad, while robots implanted with human intelligences are somehow good.  And none of the implicit leaps in AI seem, in this cinematic universe, to have amounted to anything else at all, a fact completely unaccounted for by the movie.


4. Popeye the Slayer Man

"It's the spinach!  You need to stop eating it!  It's destroying your mind!"

Yes, I actually paid actual money to see Popeye the Slayer Man.  No idea why.  Guess I was bored.

Thinking about seeing this movie?  All I can say is set your expectations low and you won't be disappointed.  Popeye has, for the most part, two finishing moves: the skull crush and the forearm snap.  He moves really slow, and the people he chases get lost very easily.


5. A Working Man

Jason Statham outing which will remind you a bit of John Wick and maybe also Mandy.  Surprisingly enough Sylvester Stallone co-wrote the script, and for director David Ayer it's something of a return to form.  I think it packs more punch that The Beekeeper, another recent Statham film.

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2025年2月11日 星期二

"Generation X" by Scott Lobdell, Fabian Nicieza and Others (1994-1995)


It's the early- to mid-90s, dudes!  Time to get extreme!  I'm talking about MASSIVE shoulder pads!  I'm talking about MORE pouches!  I'm talking about BIG, ridiculous guns that would be almost impossible to shoulder!  I'm talking about ponytails, tiny, thin feet, and cool-sounding names like "Phalanx," and "Emplate" (whatever that's supposed to mean) and "Chamber!"

Yes, it's time to carefully unsheathe our double-bagged, holographic comix with their embossed 3D trading cards.  It's time to carefully open these "spare copies" (NO CRINKLING) of Generation X and get down to business!

But hold on a minute!  I'll have you know that these X-men aren't your parents' X-men!  No, no no!  These X-men are way more broody than those other X-men... these X-men have ISSUES!  And not just double-bagged, holographic with the the embossed trading card issues!  By "issues" I mean that they get dark!

It could have worked.  The problem is that the villains in this series outshine the heroes, and what might have been an interesting little horror comic fails to stay in its lane.  Every time the more colorful, more "adult" X-men show up it really kills the mood, and the costumes these new heroes are saddled with could have been done away with entirely.  

Leaving them in street clothes would have worked a lot better, and ramping up the horror elements would have improved Generation X even more.  As it is it's a decidedly lukewarm effort, a slightly darker take on the Image titles that were probably outselling Marvel titles at the time.  Youngblood it ain't, (Jim Lee's) X-men it ain't, and they failed to venture into Swamp Thing territory, which would have been a more natural fit.

Oh well.  For the record I enjoyed it.  I can't say I remember most of the character's names, I can't say I remember what most of the plots were about, but it was an enjoyable detour back into a time when the comics industry was in a state of flux, and when a signed copy of Generation X might have been something that someone actually wanted.

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2025年2月1日 星期六

"The Hellboy Omnibus" Volumes 1-4 by Mike Mignola and Others (2021)


Hellboy comics are awesome.  If you're tired of the superhero stuff -- and who doesn't get tired of the superhero stuff now and then? -- Hellboy is the answer.

The Wild Hunt is, by the way, one of the best comic book series I've ever read.  It really brings the hammer down in the end, and what's more it's a satisfying lead-in to Hellboy in Hell, another memorable comic book series that left me wanting more.

2025年1月29日 星期三

"Batman: The Court of Owls Saga" by Scott Snyder and Greg Capullo (2011-2012)


Holy sh&t, Batman!

Gotham City's in the grip of a criminal conspiracy spanning generations, and the bad guys have you in their sights!

Time to fight crime!

But wait -- how is it you didn't know about your own family history?  How is it you didn't know about all the buildings with the secret hideouts installed on their "missing" thirteenth floors?  Aren't you supposed to be the "world's greatest detective" or something?  I dunno man... it seems like a lot of suspect things happen right under your nose...

...and then there's the first part of this story, which made me wonder what the point of Batman is anyway.  If Gotham is always getting worse, how is the presence of Batman making anything better?  Maybe that's a debate for another day, but even so this Court of Owls Saga had me wondering.  What's the point of Batman if various gangs control all the train lines?  And if the inmates can so easily escape their asylum?  And if a gang above all other gangs is running the city from behind the scenes?

I'd been hearing about the Court of Owls for a while, and the best I can say is that it's just OK.  Scott Snyder has an ear for dialogue, regardless of how verbose and/or long winded his fight scenes might be.  Greg Capullo is a good artist, and I enjoyed the fight inside the maze.  But yeah, the overall premise behind this saga seemed a bit silly to me.

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