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2020年11月24日 星期二

Some Other Movies From 1994 (2)

 For further background on the year in film, please refer to the Some Other Movies From 1994 entry.


The following things happened in 1994:
  • Figure skater Nancy Kerrigan was attacked at the U.S. Figure Skating Championship.  Refer to the movie I, Tonya for details.
  • Schindler's List won the Oscar for Best Picture.
  • The Rwandan genocide took place.
  • Nelson Mandela was sworn in as the first democratically elected President of South Africa.
  • The Channel Tunnel between England and France opened.
  • The O.J. Simpson trial took place.
  • Jeff Bezos founded Amazon.
  • Construction of the Three Gorges Dam began in China.
  • America Online went... online.
  • Kurt Cobain committed suicide.


Some Good Ones

1. Night of the Demons 2

Boobies and demons and more boobies and demons melting into puddles.  The red-haired actress is FINE, and the script is humorous enough to keep the story interesting.  Sure, it rips off Sam Raimi's Evil Dead franchise at times, but so do a lot of other horror movies.

Fun Fact 1: The actress who plays the demonic presence in this movie is now a "professional psychic pet communicator."  What qualifications and/or experience would make one a professional psychic pet communicator?  I have no idea.

Fun Fact 2: If the blonde schoolgirl looks familiar, it's because that's Christine Taylor, who would go on to appear in Zoolander and Dodgeball: A True Underdog Story.  She was also married to Ben Stiller for several years.

2. To Live

"We're two bullets short of liberating Taiwan!"

70 years later, and those "two bullets" seem farther away than ever.

Zhang Yimou directed this look at life in communist China in the decades following the expulsion of the KMT.  It's a movie full of great scenes - especially that shot of the communist troops charging down the hill in the snow - but it felt a bit disjointed to me, and the ending wasn't satisfying.

Due to its controversial portrayal of communist policies, this movie was never shown theatrically in China.

3. Muriel's Wedding

Hold up - Toni Collette is Australian?  I had no idea!

In Muriel's Wedding two friends desperately try to escape the town they were born into.  It sounds corny - and this movie definitely ventures into rom-com territory - but this movie's about loving yourself no matter what others tell you.  In other words it's fucking adorable, and even though the second half is too convoluted it's still one of the better movies I've seen lately.

4. Hoop Dreams

Documentary about two boys who receive basketball scholarships to a private school.  My biggest complaint about this movie is that it's way, way too long.  It was nominated for an Academy Award for Best Editing, and the struggles of its two protagonists are indeed compelling, but cutting an hour out of this film would have made it much better.

5. Shallow Grave

After one of their roommates (read: flatmates) dies, three people come into some money they didn't earn.  This was Danny Boyle's first movie, and also his first collaboration with Ewan McGregor.  The characters in Shallow Grave are unlikable, but they become more interesting after the first body's disposed of.

6. Heavenly Creatures

Two girls form an unhealthy bond in a New Zealand Catholic school.  It's not perfect, but Heavenly Creatures is a glance at the Peter Jackson yet to be.  The fantasy elements, the unconventional storytelling, the use of lesser known actors and actresses, New Zealand as a set piece - it's all there.  This was also Kate Winslet's first movie.  She'd go on to widespread acclaim in Titanic three years later.

Fun Fact: Jackson wrote a script for a Nightmare on Elm Street sequel.  Unfortunately this movie was never made.

7. It Could Happen to You

The Brighter Take: A cop (Nicolas Cage) decides to share his lottery winnings with a waitress (Bridget Fonda).  The Darker Take: A millionaire who enjoys the company of young boys cheats on his wife with a failed actress.  In its celebration of New York it reminded me of Ghostbusters, though of course it's not nearly that good.

8. Maverick

This movie doesn't have much of a plot.  The card scene at the end is great though, and Mel Gibson, Jodie Foster and James Garner are as charming as you'd expect.  Is it a work of cinematic art?  No, but it's fun and never wears out its welcome.

9. The Adventures of Priscilla, Queen of the Desert

Two drag queens and a transgender woman travel into the Australian Outback.  Its message of acceptance is still timely, even if that ping pong ball scene trades in certain stereotypes.  This movie introduced Hugo Weaving and Guy Pearce to worldwide audiences, and Terence Stamp steals the show as their transgender companion.

10. Chungking Express

From the standpoint of images on film this movie is brilliant.  On the other hand the characters in it are so hopelessly romantic (and occasionally creepy) that it's hard to sympathize with them.  It was interesting seeing Takeshi Kaneshiro, Tony Leung and Faye Wong so early in their careers, and Wong Kar-wai is an indisputably good director, but I just didn't love this one as much as I thought I would.

11. Stargate

When you think about it, this movie could bridge every biblical movie ever made, the Indiana Jones movies, and the Dune universe.  What if the "slave race" Kurt Russell and James Spader encounter on the other side of the gate are actually the Fremen?  What if a lot of the mythology surrounding Paul Atreides stretches back to ancient Egypt?  Anyway, it's fun to think about.

In Stargate a portal to the other side of the universe is discovered, and a group of Terran explorers learn some unpleasant truths about the origin of our species.  This movie doesn't make a lot of sense if you consider it more carefully, but it's a fun action movie regardless.  It's also my favorite of director Roland Emmerich's films.

Fun Fact: Whatever happened to Jaye Davidson?  He grew tired of the attention he was receiving as a movie star and retired from acting.

12. Once Were Warriors

Definitely the best movie listed here.  I want to put it in the "Excellent" category but it's a bit heavy-handed.  Just the same, it's a gripping story of a Maori woman's struggles with an abusive husband, and the performances are all about as good as you can get.  Rena Owen, the star of this film, deserved an Oscar, but of course Once Were Warriors wasn't high profile enough to earn that kind of accolade.

Fun Fact 1: Lee Tamahori, the director of this movie, would go on to direct the Bond film Die Another Day.

Fun Fact 2: Temuera Morrison, the actor who played the abusive husband in this movie, would go on to play Jason Momoa's father in Aquaman.


Some Bad Ones

1. Baby's Day Out

You could have a lot of fun inserting scenes from this movie into 1996's Ransom.  On the one hand a lighthearted attempt to cash in on the popularity of the Home Alone franchise, on the other a dark, brooding study of how a family deals with a kidnapping.

In Baby's Day Out producer John Hughes de-ages Kevin McAllister by about eight years, has a trio of mentally challenged (if superhumanly resilient) kidnappers show up, and it all grows increasingly improbable from there.  Thing is, I always found Mcaulay Culkin's character in Home Alone extremely annoying, and substituting him with a baby worked better for me.  I'm not saying I loved it, I'm not even saying I liked it, but I get why this movie is so strangely popular in India.

2. Above the Rim

Hoop Dreams it ain't, but it is a lot shorter.  Some guy who's name I'm forgetting stars as a high school student with college basketball dreams, with Leon as his mentor and Tupac as the local drug dealer.  The weirdest thing about this movie is the fact that the basketball scenes are the least interesting part.

Fun Fact: This movie is the final film in screenwriter Barry Michael Cooper's "Harlem Trilogy," which includes New Jack City, Sugar Hill and this film.

3. Drop Zone

"Always bet on black!"  Oh, sorry.  Wrong movie.

Wesley Snipes stars as a U.S. Marshal infiltrating the world of skydiving.  The skydiving scenes look super fake, and it's obvious which characters are going to die from the beginning.

4. Junior

After Kindergarten Cop and Twins this movie made a certain kind of sense, but impregnating Arnold Schwarzenegger was a cringe too far.  More damning still is the fact that this movie just isn't funny.  Director Ivan Reitman, Schwarzenegger and DeVito were game enough, but the script hits emotional beats at the expense of laughs.

5. Stephen King's The Stand

I remember reading the novel in high school and finding it boring.  This TV miniseries is even worse in that it gives little sense of scale, choosing instead to focus on smaller, interior sets that make the low budget more obvious.  Even if they'd had the money to make it look better, there are much better movies exploring similar themes.  For the most part critics loved it, but I just wasn't feeling this one.

Fun Fact: In the late 70s and early 80s Stephen King and George Romero worked together on another film adaptation of The Stand.  The project was abandoned after films adapted from King's stories declined in popularity toward the end of the 80s.

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2018年2月21日 星期三

Some Other Movies From 1994

In some ways 1994 doesn't seem all that long ago.  I graduated high school the year before, I had a job, and I was - for all intents and purposes - an adult.

But in other ways it does seem like a while back.  Many of the people I know now weren't even born then.  It was my first job.  No one I knew had cell phones.  We didn't spend much time thinking about the Internet.

If I had to pick a best movie out of all the movies released during that year it'd be Forrest Gump.  A lot of other people would probably pick Pulp Fiction, but I think Forrest Gump has aged a lot better.  The Ref, The Paper, and Quiz Show were also pretty good.




Some Good Ones

1. The River Wild

Meryl Streep, her estranged husband, her son, and two shady characters take a Deliverance-style rafting trip towards a suitably dramatic conclusion.  It's not bad, though all of the actors involved have appeared in better films.

2. Cobb

Tommy Lee Jones delivers one of his best performances, with Robert Wuhl (whatever happened to Robert Whul?) costarring as a reporter interviewing the baseball legend.  If you can get past the fact that the protagonist is extremely unlikable it's a great movie.

3. Blown Away

Hey look there's Tommy Lee Jones again - this time with a terrible Irish accent.  Jeff Bridges stars as a bomb expert facing off against Jones' IRA terrorist, with predictably explosive results.  Unlike Cobb it's NOT a great movie, but it's watchable and most of the scenes involving bombs are well done.  (well done, get it?)

4. True Lies

I think I was too hard on this movie the first time I saw it.  I can remember seeing it in the local multiplex, and back then I was both tired of Arnold Schwarzenegger and taking this film way, way too seriously.  After watching it for the second time 24 years later, I'd have to say that it's a solidly put together movie.

And whatever happened to Tom Arnold?  He had his share of screen presence.  And Tia Carrere?  She was beautiful.

Sad to say, however, that this movie's been in the news fairly recently.  The actress who played Schwarzenegger's daughter, Eliza Dushku, claimed that she was sexually abused on the set.

Not-So-Fun Fact: A True Lies sequel was put on indefinite hold after the 9/11 attacks, due to director James Cameron's subsequent distaste for "terrorism-themed" movies.

Much More Fun Fact: Tia Carrere posed for Playboy, though the results are surprisingly unsexy.

5. Brainscan

Edward Furlong - that most early 90s of young actors - and Frank Langella star in this low-budget horror movie about virtual reality.  The "Trickster" character makes it feel more 80s than 90s, but this movie's still better than it has any right to be.

6. Death and the Maiden

As anyone who's been reading this blog for a while knows, I'm a big fan of Roman Polanski.  Yes, I'm aware of his personal history.  But I think that you have to separate the art from the artist, and what someone's done in their personal life shouldn't always color appraisals of their films.

Sigourney Weaver should have won the Academy Award for this movie, but instead it went to Jessica Lange for Blue Sky.  And while I haven't seen Blue Sky (yet), I'd have to say that Weaver was robbed.  That scene where she talks about how she was tortured.  Damn.  I almost had to turn the movie off.

Ben Kingsley, for that matter, is in fine form in this story of past crimes and retribution.  The scenes in which he "confesses" are among the best that he's ever done - or (I assume) that anyone will ever do.  Death and the Maiden is a great movie, and even though it's hard to watch I highly recommend it.

7. The Client

How many movies have they made of John Grisham's books?  I don't know, and I'm lazy to look into it now, but it seems like a lot.

Susan Sarandon stars as a lawyer representing a young boy whose life has been threatened.  Tommy Lee Jones appears in this one too, this time as opposing counsel.  I've seen a lot of courtroom dramas recently, but this one kept me interested all the way through.

8. Guarding Tess

1994 was a strange year for Nicholas Cage.  Not only did he star in the disastrously bad Trapped in Paradise (see below), but the same year he also starred in the MUCH better Guarding Tess.  In Guarding Tess he plays a secret service agent assigned to former first lady Shirley Maclaine.  A very good movie that reminds you that Nick Cage really can act when he wants to.

Fun Fact: Nick Cage named his second son Kal-El.  No one knows if this is because of the aborted Tim Burton Superman movie he almost starred in or just because he really loves comic books.

9. The Crow

The ill-fated Brandon Lee stars as the Goth superhero par excellance.  Some of the effects look dated, but it's still an entertaining movie.  Director Alex Proyas probably longs for the days in which he could still capture this level of zeitgeist.

10. Iron Will

A Disney movie about dog sledding!  Featuring a handsome young man and... Kevin Spacey!  Oh no!  The presence of the current Antichrist aside, it's still a decent movie.

11. Renaissance Man

Quick!  What's Mark Wahlberg's first movie?  You guessed it - Renaissance Man.  This movie is so OLD that there's even a song on the soundtrack where Marky Mark raps.  And yes, it's somewhat painful to hear now.

Critics despised this movie in 1994, but I think it's alright.  Danny Devito stars as a civilian teacher of below average military recruits, with Gregory Hines costarring as a hard-nosed army trainer.  Not exactly suspenseful, but then again none of Penny Marshall's films are suspenseful.  If you don't overanalyze it, you'll probably find it somewhat heartwarming.

12. No Escape

Ray Liotta stars as a convict consigned to life in a penal colony.  Martin Campbell directed.  Liotta did this one four years after Goodfellas, and three years before Copland.  It's a good movie, though about as predictable as Renaissance Man.




Some Bad Ones

1. Airheads

Quite possibly the most "early 90s" movie ever made, and also the movie that Brendan Fraser would prefer that you forget.  Three would-be rock stars take over a radio station.

This movie really only has three things going for it: 1) Chris Farley, who needed more lines, 2) that moment where Beavis and Butthead call into the radio station, and 3) Nina Siemaszko in that sexy, sexy dress.

On the other hand the two great sins committed by this movie are that 1) it's just not funny, and 2) it totally misread its audience.  By 1994 the L.A./Sunset Strip scene was decidedly uncool, and musical tastes had moved far away from the likes of Motley Crue and Poison.  There's even a swipe at "Seattle bullshit" halfway through the film, despite the fact that Fraser and co. are flannel-clad for most of the movie.

2. The Next Karate Kid

Now wait a minute - if Mr. Miyagi's a naturalized citizen, and he's lived in the States since freaking World War II (50 years at the time of this film's release!) how is he still speaking with such a heavy accent, and referring to everyone as so-and-so san?  Is he trying too hard to hold on to his cultural roots in Japan?  Or is he conforming to a stereotype?  I know one thing, that "so-and-so san" business would NOT have flown in the U.S. military at the end of World War II.  No matter how enlightened his superiors might have been, they would NOT have been cool with that shit.

If you're wondering which one this is, it's the "girl Karate Kid" movie featuring Hillary Swank.  And yes, once again, Pat Morita.  Like Ralph Macchio before her, Swank is similarly "troubled," and - you guessed it - she learns to overcome her grief through the power of karate.

The biggest problem with this movie is that there's so little karate in it.  For almost the entire first half - no karate.  This, and Japanese monks dancing to The Cranberries.  Super cringe.  And Mr. Miyagi buying Swank's skimpy prom dress and then teaching her how to dance.  Super duper cringe.

Swank is damn sexy in those jeans though.  Oh, and Michael Ironside is somewhat amusing as the fascist school self-defense instructor.  And who's that?  Is that Walt(on) Goggins yet again?  ...last glimpsed in 1992's Forever Young?  Why yes, I believe it is!

Fun Fact: Despite starring in this disaster of a film, Hilary Swank went on to win two Academy Awards for Best Actress.

3. Trapped in Paradise

Nicholas Cage, Jon Lovitz, and Dana Carvey star as three criminally-minded brothers in this Christmas-themed comedy.  It's PAINFUL.  Carvey spends most of the movie doing this Robert De Diro-on-helium accent, Lovitz is annoying, and Cage is characteristically overwrought.




One So Bad It's Actually Kind of Good


1. Double Dragon

Man, I played the hell out of the arcade game back in the 80s.  Trouble is that the movie came out in the 90s, and by that time even the NES and SMS versions were old hat.

It's funny how little fighting this movie based on a fighting game actually has, but the acting is terrifically bad, and the plot is nonsensical enough to be amusing.  If they'd invested in a good fight choreographer (and people that could really act) it might have been halfway good in a good way, but instead it's BAD in a good way.

Fun Fact: Jean Claude Van Damme appeared in Street Fighter the same year.

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