2021年12月14日 星期二

"Psycho" by Robert Bloch (1959)


"The foulness was sucking against his throat, it was kissing his lips and if he opened his mouth he knew he'd swallow it, but he had to open it to scream, and he was screaming.  'Mother, Mother - save me!'"

Robert Bloch began his writing career as one of H.P. Lovecraft's proteges.  Over the course of his career he'd movie from Lovecraft's brand of cosmic horror to stories more grounded in the world around him.  Many of his stories have been adapted into movies and TV shows.

I'm going to go ahead and assume we've all seen Alfred Hitchcock's version of this story, and that no spoilers are possible.  The Bates Motel, Norman Bates and his mother, the murder in the shower and the revelation that Norman isn't one personality but two - all of these elements are present in both the book and the movie.  The only real difference is that in the book Norman's an obese man, whereas the actor who played him in the movie (Anthony Perkins) was quite slim.

If you've seen the movie there's not much reason to read this book, aside from the fact that's it's a very professionally written piece of fiction that works as well today as when it was first published.  It seems simple, but as anyone who's tried to write a short story knows, it's never easy to write something this straightforward, and this concise.  Psycho tells neither more nor less than it has to, it's impeccably paced, and the inevitable conclusion, when it inevitably arrives, is no less gripping for having been introduced beforehand.

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2021年12月13日 星期一

Some Other Movies From 1974 (2)


For further background on the year in film (and popular culture of the day), please refer to the Some Other Movies From 1974 entry.

The following things happened in 1974:
  • The F-16 Fighting Falcon was flown for the first time.
  • Patty Hearst was kidnapped by the Symbionese Liberation Army.
  • People magazine was published for the first time.
  • Charles de Gaulle Airport was opened in France.
  • The final episode of The Brady Bunch aired.
  • OPEC ended its oil embargo against the United States.
  • The UPC (Universal Product Code) was introduced in the United States.
  • U.S. President Richard Nixon announced his resignation.
  • The skeleton of an Australopithecus afarensis ("Lucy") was discovered.
  • The Rubik's Cube and the Dungeons and Dragons role playing game were invented.
Linked entries were viewed in their entirety on YouTube.


Excellent

1. The Taking of Pelham One Two Three

Walter Matthau, Robert Shaw and Jerry Stiller (!) star in this thriller centered around a group of armed men hijacking a subway train.  Whoever wrote the script did a masterful job, and the direction is also very concise.  My favorite thing about this movie is the way it ends.  Most movies would have progressed onward to "consequences," but this movie, aware of such tropes, doesn't do that.

Fun Fact 1: This movie has been remade twice, in 1998 as a TV movie and in 2009 as a feature film.

Fun Fact 2: "Borough Commander Harry" look familiar?  That's Kenneth McMillan, who'd go on to play Baron Harkonnen in David Lynch's Dune.

2. Hearts and Minds

Brilliant documentary on the Vietnam War.  There's plenty of footage from Vietnam, alongside interviews with people on both sides of the conflict.  I found the ending hard to watch, but yeah, it's a great movie.  In 1974 it was high time to reassess U.S. involvement in Vietnam, and this film does a thorough job of that.  It went on to win the Oscar for Best Documentary in 1975.


Weird Enough To Be Worth It

1. Phantom of the Paradise

Phantom of the Opera meets Faust in the deepest, most rockin' part of the 70s.  As far as 70s rock operas go I don't think this movie holds a candle to Tommy, but it's still delightfully weird and has aged extremely well.  Director Brian De Palma's skill with a camera is evident throughout.

Fun Fact: Jessica Harper, who appears in this movie as the Phantom's muse, would go on to star in Dario Argento's Suspiria.


Some Good Ones

1. The Front Page

Walter Matthau (again) and Jack Lemmon star as two newspapermen chasing a story, with Susan Sarandon (!) as Lemmon's fiance.  It kind of creeps along, and resembles too closely the play that inspired it, but I can't fault the performances.  Director Billy Wilder clearly knew what he was doing, but I think this movie's humor will be lost on most modern viewers.

2. Mr. Majestyk

Charles Bronson stares down a hitman while fighting for - or at least marginally supporting - the rights of migrant workers.  It takes a while to get going, but the ending makes it all worth it.  Elmore Leonard wrote the script.

Fun Fact 1: Gary Oldman's character in True Romance either references this movie or the character of the same name in Elmore Leonord's novel The Big Bounce.  Quentin Tarantino, who wrote the script for True Romance, is a big fan of Elmore Leonard.

Fun Fact 2: Villain Al Lettieri look familiar?  He played Solozzo (the guy that Al Pacino kills in the Italian restaurant) in The Godfather, which came out the same year as Mr. Majestyk.  He'd die of a heart attack in 1975.

3. Animals Are Beautiful People

Documentary in which we see the cute side of African animals.  The director, a South African, would go on to direct The Gods Must Be Crazy in 1980.  Some criticized this movie for its "staged" scenes, but they're so obviously staged that I can't figure out why anyone would complain about that.

4. Black Christmas

A killer invades a sorority house.  In this kind of movie there are always two critically important things: 1) how the camera moves (or doesn't move), and 2) the sound design.  Black Christmas gets both of these things very, very right, and the result is a suspenseful movie highlighted by a great performance from Margot Kidder.  She really could have been a much bigger star than she was.  The camera loved her.

Fun Fact 1: Star Olivia Hussey signed on to this movie after being told by a psychic that she'd make "a film in Canada that would earn a great deal of money."

Fun Fact 2: Andrea Martin's character was almost played by Gilda Radner.  Radner ended up passing on this movie in favor of Saturday Night Live.

Fun Fact 3: This movie was a huge influence on John Carpenter's Halloween.

5. Death Wish

Two fun cameos in this movie: Jeff Goldblum as a thug and Christopher "Spinal Tap" Guest as a patrolman.  One is the reminded of the long, hard road between some people and "being somebody" in Hollywood.

That said, Death Wish is a more nuanced film than its reputation would have you believe.  It has room to question the right to bear arms.  It has room to question the racial aspect of crime.  It has room to question the nature of justice, and how politicians might find it more expedient to look the other way when someone is walking around New York with both a grudge and a loaded pistol.

Charles Bronson (a.k.a. Charles Dennis Buchinsky) stars as an architect whose wife and daughter are assaulted, and even though this movie does nothing to dispell rumors that he was a limited actor, he was well cast in the role.  Death Wish is a very entertaining movie, and moreover a film very much in touch with social concerns of its time.

Fun Fact: They finally did a remake in 2018 with Bruce Willis in the lead.  Just about everybody hated it.  It's still a great idea for a movie though.  In the right hands it could be brilliant.


Bearded dude and his pet bear roam around the mountains befriending other animals.  (Except rabbits.  Rabbits = food.)  This movie would pair well with Animals Are Beautiful People above.  It would also pair well with a generous helping of marijuana.  Like both The Taking of Pelham One Two Three and The Trial of Billy Jack (below), this movie was a big hit, and its popularity would give rise to a TV series.


French film in which a young boy is confronted with a choice: either enter the world of adulthood or remain a child.  It's a very understated movie, and in a weird way it reminded me of certain 80s movies wherein boys ride bikes around and embark upon adventures.  The director, Jean Eustache, had a short but memorable career.


Long before Christine, long before The Car, an irradiated bulldozer was terrorizing a construction crew on a remote island in Africa.  I think it's fair to say that both Christine and The Car are much better than Killdozer, in part because the authors of those stories did away with Killdozer's more science-y explanation for the homicidal machine's rampage.  Even so, Killdozer isn't bad.  It manages to generate a fair amount of tension, and I liked the music.  My biggest complaint is that parts of it are very dark.  It's hard to see what's going on.

Fun Fact 1: Theodore Sturgeon wrote the novella that inspired this movie way back in 1944.  The backstory in the novella involves and ancient empire at war with beings of pure energy.  These beings of pure energy were able to take over mankind's machines and turn them against their builders.

Fun Fact 2: There was also a Marvel Comics adaptation, and the rock band Killdozer took its name from this movie.

9. Thieves Like Us

Three bank robbers roam around the South.  This is one of director Robert Altman's less famous movies, featuring actors (namely Keith Carradine and Shelley Duvall) that he'd work with in better-known movies.  I can't say it's as good as McCabe & Mrs. Miller or Nashville but it's still good.


WTF Did I Just Watch

1. Sweet Movie

Please believe me when I say I've seen some weird movies in my time.  Sweet Movie "out weirds" most of them.  Just don't ask me what it's about, because I'm still not sure.  I suppose that instead of attempting to describe the plot I could list the transgressive acts present in this film, but honestly that seems a bit dismissive, and somewhat lazy.  Those venturing into this kind of movie will either see it through to the end or abandon ship in the first ten minutes.  I'll only say that a certain part of this movie made me want to puke, and whether that desire to vomit came from moral or physical repulsion I'll leave to your imagination.

You could in some ways view this movie as a precursor of A Serbian Film, which also tries to get a point across by shocking its audience.  I'm not a huge fan of either Sweet Movie or A Serbian Film, but I have to say that Sweet Movie is a more studied affair, and perhaps more desrving of further investigation.  The director of Sweet Movie, Dusan Makavejev, was celebrated in the art house circuit during the late 60s and early 70s, and he put a lot of thought into his films.

2. Phase IV

Mankind vs. hyperintelligent ants.  The science-y conversations in this film are hilarious, and it's hard not to find both the animated sequences and overuse of insect footage thoroughly charming.  "Bug movies" were almost a genre unto themselves in the 70s, and Phase IV is one of the best (and worst) examples of this near-movement in film.

Fun Fact: The guy who shot the insect footage for this movie also did so for The Hellstrom Chronicle, another ridiculous film about bugs from the same decade.


Not Exactly Entertaining, but Indicative of the Time Period

1. Emmanuelle

Sylvia Kristel and her bored, rich, French friends fuck each other.  In sexual terms Kristel has never done anything for me, but I did enjoy seeing what Thailand looked like in 1973 and 1974.  The director, Just Jaeckin, would go on to do The Story of O in 1975. 

And I'm probably overanalyzing Emmanuelle, but I think "Mario" misses the point. Does fear create a false morality? Certainly.  But so does wealth.  And beauty.  If you have an extraordinary amount of any valued commodity society will let you transgress within certain bounds. Doing so and getting away with it doesn't make you braver or better than other people, it just means you're lucky - or careless - depending on how far you take it. The other members of Emmanuelle's circle, regardless of how you view their morals or the lack thereof, might have good reasons for their sense of discretion, and these reasons might not be fear and hypocrisy.

Fun Fact 1: Marika Green, who plays "Bee" in this movie, is Eva Green's aunt.

Fun Fact 2: Sylvia Kristel was almost in so many more famous movies.  The Tenant, Once Upon a Time in America, Superman, King Kong, Logan's Run, Caligula, Body Heat, Blade Runner, Scarface, Dune, Body Double and Blue Velvet - the list of movies that could have launched her into another level of superstardom is truly impressive.


Some Bad Ones

1. The Odessa File

Jon Voight stars as a German reporter infiltrating a group of ex-Nazi conspirators bent on destroying Israel.  It starts out well, but grows increasingly implausible as the plot wears on.  Why would Voight's character go into the house if he knows the assassin is waiting for him there?  Why try to sneak in?  Why start a fight?  Why confront Roschmann in the end, if he's so determined to bring him and others like him to justice?

Voight's German accent is also terrible.  At times it's so bad it takes you right out of the movie.

Fun Fact 1: Derek Jacobi is in this.  It was his sixth film.

Fun Fact 2: Voight's character's mother is played by Maria Schell, sister of Maximilian Schell, who plays the villain.

Fun Fact 3: Angelina Jolie Voight, known to most of us as Angelina Jolie, would be born to Jon Voight and actress Marcheline Bertrand during the following year.

2. Dark Star

I liked the ending, but up until that point it's very boring.  I suppose you could watch it if you were curious about what John Carpenter and Dan O'Bannon did in film school, but aside from its value as a piece of trivia it has little else to recommend it.


So Bad It's Good


"Go ahead, do one of your fancy kicks!"

I saw the first one, and this sequel is even preachier.  Billy Jack goes to the slam after... whatever happened in the first movie (I can't remember), and the school marm from the first film chatters on about how her school's going to change the world.  You can tell they had more money to make this installment, and it was more professionally done (Elmer Bernstein!), but it spends so much time stroking itself over various social injustices, and the righteousness of its youth-centered causes, that it forgets its purpose is to tell a story.  This story, threadbare in the extreme, could have been told in a much smaller time frame, and with a lot less preaching.

Even so, The Trial of Billy Jack is very representative of the time period.  The commune-type school with its focus on yoga, the Native American imagery, and even Billy Jack himself, who represents some weird ideal of manhood that was never going to work on a larger scale.  The Trial of Billy Jack is very much a product of the late 60s and early 70s, and for this reason it may be of historical interest for those born later on.

And let us not overlook the fact that at one point in this movie Billy Jack quite possibly SLAPS JESUS IN THE FACE.  Vision quest or no, cultural appropriation be damned, this film is chock full of truly weird moments.

Unasked-for Advice: Be careful of ridiculing this movie in front of older, hippyish types. They might take it personal.

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2021年12月9日 星期四

"Me" by Elton John (2019)


I can't remember when I started listening to Elton John.  It couldn't have been that long ago.  I believe I arrived at his discography from Billy Joel.  I probably wanted something piano-driven, and decided to give Elton John a listen.

My favorite Elton John album is definitely Madman Across the Water.  That album is great.  My second favorite is Captain FantasticGoodbye Yellow Brick Road would be my #3.  I still don't like his discography as much as Billy Joel's, but that doesn't mean I haven't enjoyed his music a great deal.  He lost me somewhere in the 80s, but then again, looking at collections of his "greatest hits," he lost a lot of people in the 80s.

With the above said I was bound to like the earlier chapters of his autobiography a lot more than the later chapters.  My musical tastes tend to veer toward the late 60s/early 70s anyway, and reading about how a record label passed him over for The Groundhogs (!) brought a smile to my face.  I love The Groundhogs, but Liberty Records made a serious mistake that day.

Elton John, on an early encounter:

"There was a funny little guy we knew who - in keeping with the flower-power mood of the times - had changed his name to Hans Christian Anderson.  The aura of fairy tale otherworldliness conjured by this pseudonym was slightly punctured when he opened his mouth and a thick Lancashire accent came out.  Eventually he changed his first name back to Jon and became the lead singer of Yes."

On hearing something for the first time:

"One morning, at the offices in South Audley Street, he said he wanted to play me something by one of his new clients that was going to be a huge hit all over the world.  We listened to the song and I shook my head, incredulous.

"'You're not actually going to release that, are you?'

"He frowned  'What's wrong with it?'

"'Well, for one thing, it's about three hours long.  For another, it's the campest thing I've ever heard in my life.  And the title's absolutely ridiculous as well.'

"John was completely unfazed.  'I'm telling you now,' he said, lifting the test pressing of 'Bohemian Rhapsody' off the turntable, 'that is going to be one of the biggest records of all time.'"

Regarding a night out:

"...Crisco Disco once refused to let me in.  I was with Divine, too, the legendary drag queen.  I know, I know: Elton John and Divine getting turned away from a gay club.  But he was wearing a kaftan, I had on a brightly coloured jacket and they said we were overdressed.  'Whaddya think this is?  Fuckin' Halloween?'"

On dinner with Michael Jackson:

"It was a sunny day out and we had to sit inside with the curtains drawn because of Michael's vitiligo.  The poor guy looked awful, really frail and ill.  He was wearing make-up that looked like it had been applied by a maniac: it was all over the place.  His nose was covered with a sticking plaster which kept what was left of it attached to his face.  He sat there, not really saying anything, just giving off waves of discomfort the way some people give off an air of self-confidence."

And on Madonna's songwriter:

"It was hilarious, he was the guy who co-wrote 'Like a Prayer' and 'La Isla Bonita', but he was completely obsessed with Jethro Tull.  He'd probably have been happier if Madonna had played a flute while standing on one leg."

The above passages were my favorite parts of this book.  The rest of it?  I think that Elton John has written an entertaining - and surprisingly self-deprecating - account of his life up to the year it was published.  He's honest about himself to the point of embarrassment, and this honest self-appraisal makes his bouts of egomania and occasional jabs at other celebrities easier to digest.

If you are, like me, a fan of Elton John's music you'll enjoy this book a lot.  It doesn't offer much that other rock biographies and autobiographies haven't done before, but the author's unique perspectives on the music business and what it means to be a gay man working in this business give an old formula new life.  That, and Elton John really knew/knows EVERYBODY, from David Bowie right on down to Eminem.  The guy has certainly been around.

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2021年11月28日 星期日

"Extreme Economies" by Richard Davies (2019)


 "...people are told they are free to choose the goods they buy and the careers they pursue.  In fact, we are 'slaves' to consumerism, enticed by markets that exist to create false wants.  Fashion exists, for example, to make people feel they have a deep need - in a Maslow sense - for the latest cut of jeans or pattern of dress.  The economics of data are the same, in Mr. Han's view.  Our data is in mass supply and freely supplied by us.  But we are slaves here too, chasing tokens of approval - likes on Facebook and Instagram - that we mistakenly feel are valuable."

Author Richard Davies is a former writer for The Economist.  He's also served as an economic advisor to the British government, and is presently employed as a Professor at Bristol University.  Extreme Economies is his first book.

In Extreme Economies he travels the world seeking out the most unusual areas with respect to production, distribution and trade.  He visits Aceh, Indonesia, which rebuilt itself with surprising speed after a tsunami.  He visits the Zaatari refugee camp in Jordan, where a remarkable system of trade exists between Syrian exiles.  He travels from there to Louisiana, where he interviews inmates on their own informal economy, and from Louisiana he inspects locations as far apart as the Darien Gap, Kinshasa, Glasgow, Akita, Tallinn and Santiago.  Each economy he visits exhibits its own unique characteristics.

His conclusion?  He sums up his travels by reassessing the value of social capital, and by remarking upon the aspects of economies that economists themselves often overlook.  Places such as Zaatari or the Louisiana prison system, which seem poor from the outside, are actually vibrant when considered from the standpoint of mediums of exchange, adaptability and their impact upon neighboring economies.  He arrives at the conclusion that a nation's GDP is never the end of the story, and that even in a place with high levels of income inequality there may be more than meets the eye.

I found this book very interesting and I recommend it without reservation.  It has a lot to say about the direction our economies may be heading in, and the author is very careful about the statements he makes.

Those living in Taiwan will want to read the chapter on Akita, Japan.  Many communities in Taiwan are experiencing similar challenges, and as our populations age we'll need to overcome many of the same difficulties.  Books like Extreme Economies are one way of doing that.

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2021年11月22日 星期一

Some Other Movies From 1974


Nice to be back in the 70s.  After working my way up to 2021, I now find myself in a movie era before cgi, before the internet, and before movie stars with chiseled abs.  It was in some respects a more innocent time, when movies often featured characters driving drunk, and everyone smoked like there was no tomorrow.

This first entry for 1974 will be about pop culture; the second will list some news items from that year.  I'll be following this format for the foreseeable future.  At some point I'll probably return to 2021 and the movies I missed, but I'm in no hurry to do so.


The Top 10 Movies of 1974:

The Towering Inferno (love it), Blazing SaddlesYoung FrankensteinEarthquake (also love it), The Trial of Billy JackThe Godfather Part II (classic), Airport 1975The Longest YardThe Life and Times of Grizzly Adams and Murder on the Orient Express.


Popular Albums of 1974:

Goodbye Yellow Brick Road - Elton John (great album), Greatest Hits - John Denver, Innervisions - Stevie Wonder (another great album), American Graffiti soundtrackImagination - Gladys Knight and the Pips, Behind Closed Doors - Charlie Rich, The Sting soundtrackThe Dark Side of the Moon - Pink Floyd, Bachman-Turner Overdrive II ("Takin' Care of Business") and Court and Spark - Joni Mitchell.


1974 Books Later Adapted Into Movies:

Carrie by Stephen King, Jaws by Peter Benchley, Tinker, Tailor, Soldier, Spy by John le Carre, All the President's Men by Carl Bernstein, Alive: the Story of the Andes Survivors by Piers Paul Read, The Dogs of War by Frederick Forsyth, The Milagro Beanfield War by John Nichols, Breakheart Pass by Alistair MacLean, and A Bridge Too Far by Cornelius Ryan.


Major Sporting Events of 1974

The Miami Dolphins won the Superbowl, West Germany won the FIFA World Cup, the Oakland Athletics won the World Series, the Boston Celtics won the NBA Finals, Muhammad Ali regained the World Heavyweight title after defeating George Foreman in Zaire (a.k.a. "The Rumble in the Jungle."), Eddy Merckx of Belgium won the Tour de France, the Philadelphia Flyers won the Stanley Cup and Jimmy Connors won the Wimbledon championship.


Comic Books in 1974:

Marvel debuted their Giant-Size series, The Punisher appeared for the first time in Amazing Spider-Man #129, Marvel raised the cost of comic books from 20 cents to 25 cents, Wolverine made his first appearance in The Incredible Hulk #180, Arkham Asylum appeared for the first time in Batman #258 and the first chapter of Champion du monde (featuring Tintin) was published in France.


Excellent

1. All Fear Eats the Soul

Rainer Werner Fassbinder directed this story of an older widow who falls in love with a much younger man from another culture.  Even given the fact that I'm jumping into the films of 1974 from the films of 2021, I never found this movie boring.  It tells an interesting tale of love in the face of various forms of exclusion, be they sexual, racial or economic.  Prior to this I'd only seen Veronika Voss and Querelle, both of which appeared toward the end of Fassbinder's career, and All Fear Eats the Soul has me curious about the director's earlier work.

It may be worth comparing Fassbinder's work, which is very theatrical and centered around the craft of acting, to Robert Bresson's work, which emphasizes cinematography and other storytelling conventions at the expense of individual performances.  Fassbinder's "New German Cinema" or Bresson's "minimalism?"  By comparing the ranking of this movie to the ranking of Lancelot du Lac (below), you'll know what camp I'm in, but even so I'm glad the two film makers inhabit the same time period.  Between the two and the different types of stories they told there's a lot of room for exploration.

Un-Fun Fact: The star of this movie, El Hedi ben Salem, was seduced by the director in a gay bathhouse before filming.  He was in reality a very violent man battling alcoholism, and he ended up hanging himself in a French prison after stabbing three people in Germany.  The director dedicated his last film, Querelle, to Salem.

2. Arabian Nights

Pasolini's 1974 offering: stories within stories, spanning several continents and several cultures.  It shares a frankness with the work of literature that inspired it, though in Pasolini's version there's more of an emphasis on sexuality, which at times veers into the explicit.  If I were you I'd split it into two sittings.  It seems straightforward, but there's a lot to absorb in the second half.

Fun Fact: This movie was filmed in Iran, Yemen, Ethiopia, Eritrea and Nepal.  Star Ines Pelligrini, who was discovered by Pasolini, is half Italian and half Eritrean.

3. Pastoral Hide and Seek (a.k.a. Pastoral: To Die in the Country)

Wonderfully weird Japanese movie in which the director and his double explore their memories of life in rural Japan.  Where a lot of impressionistic movies end up seeming somewhat random, the images built up in this film actually add up to something - even if that something is open to interpretation.  Anyone who enjoys writers like Philip K. Dick or Borges will appreciate this movie's recursive elements.


Excellent?  Or Exploitation?

1. The Night Porter

Critics at the time dismissed it as "Nazisploitation," whatever that's supposed to mean, but I think this movie has a surprising depth that they might have overlooked.  The luminous Charlotte Rampling plays a concentration camp survivor, encountering a former tormentor in a Viennese hotel around the time of the Nuremberg Trials.  The fruit of their meeting is both surprising and disturbing.

As a viewer you have to be brave enough to ask yourself, could someone in a concentration camp become sexually fixated on one of their Nazi overseers?  Was a combination of sadomasochism and Stockholm syndrome possible?  I think that yes, it was, and even though the implications of that possibility are disturbing I don't think the film uses them inappropriately, or otherwise paints a false picture of what happens to the characters in this movie.  There was a spectrum of people sent to the camps, and certainly some of them suffered from various mental illnesses, either directly related to or predating their experiences at the hands of the Nazis.

Add to this the time in which this movie was released.  It was the early 70s, "self-help" was becoming more and more of a thing, and many people, rather than working through their various neuroses, were actually feeding into them.

For me the definition of "Excellent" in this context is whether or not I'll be thinking about a movie later on, and whether or not I'll remember it and compare future films to it.  In the case of The Night Porter the answer is definitely yes.  Will I watch it again?  Probably not, but I'd rank it alongside movies like Salo, or the 120 Days of Sodom, Sophie's Choice or Come and See as WWII-related films that had me reflecting on their content long after I'd seen them.

Further Viewing: Many of director Liliana Cavani's other films sound fascinating.  She came up with Bertolucci and Pasolini (director of Salo and Arabian Nights), and even though she never received the same level of acclaim one gets the impression that her movies have a lot of depth.


Some Good Ones

1. The Legend of the 7 Golden Vampires

The biggest loser in this movie is the Chinese expedition leader.  That Swedish countess was ready to get LAID, and you can tell she would have been the fuck of a lifetime.

Aside from that, this Hammer Films/Shaw Brothers co-production (!) is a helluva lot of fun, and whether you're on the "so good it's good" or "so bad it's good" train matters not.  Dracula somehow morphs into a Chinese warlord (!), various pairs of boobies are exposed, and martial arts predominate.  It's a movie that wants to cash in on the horror film craze and the kung fu craze at the same time, and in terms of crass movie capitalism it succeeds brilliantly.

This movie did make me a bit sad about Hong Kong though.  The British once had this wonderful, Asian back yard in which to do things like this, and now Hong Kong is in the bosom of boring, communist China.  The Hong Kong film industry really was a kind of miracle.  Too bad it's not longer with us.

And R.I.P. Peter Cushing.  He had a face that was made for the camera.

Fun Fact 1: Julie Ege, like Christina Lindberg (below) was also a Penthouse Pet.

Fun Fact 2: A sequel, "Devil Bride of Dracula," would have been filmed in India.  Unfortunately this movie was a financial failure and the sequel never happened.

2. The Marseille Contract

Anthony Quinn stars as a DEA agent in Paris, with Michael Caine as a hired killer pursuing a drug dealer.  It's not The French Connection by any stretch of the imagination, but it's still a serviceable thriller even if the ending is weak.  I have no idea what the DEA would be doing in France.  Interpol maybe?

3. Lancelot du Lac (a.k.a. "Lancelot of the Lake")

I recently finished T.H. White's The Once and Future King series, and while I have to say that version of the Knights of the Round Table does more with the source material, Lancelot du Lac offers enough of a spin on the King Arthur mythos to keep things interesting.  Robert Bresson directed this surprisingly violent film, and while I'm not in a hurry to see his other movies I have to say this movie has me intrigued.

4. The Great Gatsby

The middle section puts the "M" in melodramatic, but the performances are solid and Bruce Dern steals every scene he's in.  Robert Redford stars as the mysterious man about town, with Mia Farrow as his ladylove and Sam Waterston as the one who brings them together.  Francis Ford Coppola wrote the script, and even though Jack Clayton's direction wallows in the love triangle aspect it's an obviously lavish production intended to put the story in the best possible light.

Fun Fact: If you look real close you can see Brooke Adams at the party.  This was her second movie.

5. The Year Without Santa Claus

Santa Claus gets tired and decides to skip Christmas.  It's very primitive work of stop motion animation from Rankin/Bass, and only an hour long to boot.  I'm old enough to have had trouble focusing on it, but I'm sure most young children loved it at the time.

6. Swallows and Amazons

Kid's movie in which several British children play on and around an island.  In 2022 what kind of parents would leave their children unsupervised for that long?  And what might the consequences of doing so be?  I know not, but once upon a time I had my own childish adventures, and this movie brought some of them back to me.


Pseudoporn

1. Flesh Gordon

It's actually quite endearing.  The cheap sets, the bad acting, the nonsensical story - it all works.  Hats off to anyone who managed to jerk off to this back in the 70s.  That would have taken both willpower and a lot of imagination.  In Flesh Gordon the planet Porno sends a sex ray our way, and Flesh Gordon, alongside Dr. Jerkoff and Dale Ardor, heads to that planet to confront the evil Emperor Wang.


Not Stoned Enough?

1. The Island at the Top of the World

Before Disney was a media conglomerate, whose marketing strategy decided the fate of nations, they were making weird movies like this one, in which dudes were riding zeppelins to the north pole and discovering Viking settlements.  While watching it I often regretted the fact that I hadn't fired up a bowl beforehand.  This movie would've been twice as good if I had.

Fun Fact 1: John Whedon, who wrote the screeenplay, was Joss Whedon's grandfather.

Fun Fact 2: Mako is in this.  He plays an eskimo.

Fun Fact 3: British director Robert Stevenson had a very successful run of films at Disney.  He also directed Old Yeller, The Absent-Minded Professor, Son of Flubber, Mary Poppins and The Love Bug.


Cheesy Fun

1. Captain Kronos - Vampire Hunter

Caroline Munro... it was only a matter of time before she'd be a Bond girl.  Who else could make Barbara Bach look average?

And speaking of Hammer Films, this one's more in line with what they were known for.  Creepy movies produced on the cheap, often done with a nod and a wink at the audience.  The title explains most of the plot, which aside from the European setting isn't all that different from The Legend of the 7 Golden Vampires above.  It was supposed to be the first in a series, but an R rating and a lukewarm response put an end to those plans.

2. It's Alive

"Hunting and killing babies doesn't seem to be my specialty."  Really, Detective?  Ya think?

This movie does three things right though: 1) The way it sets up its premise, with the wide angle lens roving through the hospital hallways.  This lends a sense of surrealism that makes the whole thing work. 2) Star John Ryan, who sells the fuck out of a ludicrous concept.  3) The fact that they never show the baby in its entirety, which adds a sense of menace to the proceedings.

Further Viewing: Director Larry Cohen contributed a lot to 70s and 80s horror cinema.  Other movies in his filmography include God Told Me To, Q, The Stuff, Maniac Cop and The Ambulance.


Firmly in the Realm of Exploitation

1. Thriller: A Cruel Picture

Swedish rape/revenge film along the lines of I Spit On Your Grave.  The selling point of this movie seems to have been explicit sex and slow motion gunshots, and it's chock full of "what the fuck" moments from beginning to end.  I watched the uncut version, and let me tell you that if you haven't seen it you're not missing anything.  Some claim that this movie influenced Quentin Tarantino's Kill Bill Vol. 1 and 2, but I think Switchblade Sisters, which also features a monocular protagonist, is a more likely candidate.

Fun Fact: Star Christina Lindberg posed for both Playboy and Penthouse in the late 60s and early 70s.  In June 1970 she was a Penthouse Pet.  She also appeared in 1969's On Her Majesty's Secret Service.


Some Bad Ones

1. Dirty Mary Crazy Larry

I saw that ending coming from a walnut grove away.

For what it's worth, Peter Fonda and Adam Roarke star as two guys evading the law after robbing a supermarket, with Susan George thrown in as a woman Fonda's character picks up.  Most of the dialogue in this movie is laughable - it's like they tried to cram in every "hip" expression they possibly could - and Susan George might be one of the worst actresses in the history of cinema.

2. Caged Heat (a.k.a. Renegade Girls)

Directed by Jonathan Demme!  Everybody had to start somewhere I guess.

But this movie is actually quite boring.  It's the most famous of the "women in prison" films, but as Roger Corman movies go there are more memorably bad examples.  The star of this movie, Erica Gavin, was also featured in Vixen!, the first X-rated movie ever made.  The best thing I can say about Caged Heat is that Gavin's costar Juanita Brown is very beautiful in it.


Porn

1. A Touch of Sex

A songwriter visits L.A. hoping to make it big.  Unfortunately for him he sees phantom people having sex everywhere.  Spoiler Alert: In the end he has sex with the phantom people.

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2021年11月17日 星期三

"Through Black Spruce" by Joseph Boyden (2008)


"I slip back to the bedroom with the big window.  I need to be alone for a moment, to try and get some grip.  Fashion magazines lay scattered on the bed.  As the girls laugh and dance in the other room, I look through these magazines.  I try to find a picture of Suzanne.  But I can't.  I begin to panic.  My head feels light enough that it might float right off my body.  My arms tingle.  I'm calmed by my hands, by the raised veins like little maps."

Joseph Boyden is a Canadian novelist living in Ontario.  He's written three books, which form a trilogy centered around the same family.  Through Black Spruce is the second book in this trilogy.  The third book, The Orenda, has also been reviewed here.  

Once praised by many within Canada's First Nations community, and hailed as an "authentic voice" representing the experiences of Canada's first peoples, the author has since come under scrutiny after his claims of First Nations ancestry were called into question.

For my part,  I'm really not interested in whether Boyden can claim First Nations ancestry or not.  I care about the content of his stories, and this idea that only members of a group can tell stories about that same group is ridiculous.  Would it have been better for Boyden to stay quiet on the matter of his ancestry?  Probably, but results of DNA tests and a memoir written by his ex-wife (however good it might be) don't invalidate the quality of his fiction.

On to the book at hand.  In Through Black Spruce a young Cree woman journeys south to Toronto, Montreal and New York to look for her missing sister.  At the same time her uncle, an ex-pilot remaining in their small town, gets on the wrong side of a local drug dealer.

If, like me, you've read The Orenda don't feel any trepidation regarding this book.  Parts of Through Black Spruce are certainly violent, but nothing in it approaches the bleak savagery of The Orenda.  The ending of The Orenda left me devastated, and I'm not sad to say that the ending of Through Black Spruce is both a lot more hopeful and a lot more forward-looking.

Is Through Black Spruce as good as The Orenda?  I'd have to say no, it isn't.  Through Black Spruce might be a lot sunnier (stories of survival aside), but it lacks the focus of The Orenda, and the ending doesn't quite come together as it ought to.  It's definitely a good book, and moreover a good book all the way through, but the protagonist's day of reckoning is almost an afterthought, as if the author couldn't decide how to tie together the two stories he was telling.

I'm planning on reading the first book in this trilogy, Three Day Road, whenever I come across it.  It won a lot of awards at the time, and I'm thinking it's probably better than Through Black Spruce.

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