Dr. Strange (1978) and Fantastic Four (1994) are not here either. The former is a TV pilot, and never saw theatrical release, and the latter was only made to retain the rights to the characters.
And there are also the "novelty" superhero films, such as 3 Dev Adam and "Italian Spider-Man." These movies are/were exercises in copyright infringement, and never saw theatrical release outside of their countries of origin. Many of these films are good for a few laughs, and can be seen in part or in their entirety on YouTube.
****
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Excellent! Had to see it twice!
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***
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Good movie with a few flaws.
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**
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Not bad, but not great.
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*
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I’d watch it once if I was bored enough.
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[no stars]
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Just terrible.
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So bad it’s kind of good.
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1980s
1. Howard the Duck (1986) @
I must confess that the shot of Leah Thompson in her panties gave me one of my first hard-ons, way back when I was 11 years old. This movie is so awful that it demands your attention.
2. The Punisher (1989) **
This is the Dolph Lundgren version. It is on a lot of "worst of" lists, but I think that in many ways it is closer in spirit to the original Punisher comics. Not a masterpiece by any stretch of the imagination, but not that bad either.
1990s
3. Captain America (1990)
This movie almost arrived in theaters, until the studio responsible realized how awful it was. It makes little sense, it's surprisingly boring in parts, and the Red Skull bears an unfortunate resemblance to Skeletor from 1987's Masters of the Universe.
4. Blade (1998) ***
Now HERE is a good movie. Not only was Wesley Snipes super cool, but the script was good and the direction was competent. Kris Kristofferson also made a great sidekick. My only complaint about this one is that the vampires just seem to "splash" out of existence. It's kind of unsatisfying.
2000s
5. X-men (2000) *
I have never been a big fan of the X-men, either the films or the comic books. This movie seemed very melodramatic to me, and I think without Hugh Jackman's performance as Wolverine this movie would have been a complete disaster. As it is, it's forgettable. Fun Trivia: Joss Whedon, of Avengers fame, helped write the screenplay for this movie.
6. Blade 2 (2002) ****
This movie is classic. Blade 1 was already pretty good, but Blade 2 kills it. It's super violent, super cool, and it is the reason someone needs to unearth Wesley Snipes for Blade 4.
7. Spider-Man (2002) **
I was as psyched as anyone else when I heard this movie was coming out. With Sam Raimi and Tobey Maguire involved, it seemed like a sure thing. Then the Green Goblin almost ruined the movie for me. Nothing against Willem Defoe, but that suit was ridiculous.
8. Daredevil (2003)
This has to be one of the worst superhero movies ever. Ben Affleck didn't have the build to play The Man Without Fear, and the plot to this movie was a mess. Bullseye was somewhat interesting, but this movie could have done without Elektra.
9. X2: X-men United (2003) **
I thought this was slightly better than the first film, but still not that great. Had Brian Singer stayed on for X-men 3 and really built towards the Dark Phoenix saga, this would have been a better movie in retrospect. Like the first, a bit corny.
10. Hulk (2003) ***
I can't see this as the unqualified disaster that it is often made out to be. This is definitely one of the more intellectual superhero movies, and I liked the battle between The Hulk and the Absorbing Man at the end. Could have been better, but could have been a lot worse.
11. The Punisher (2004) *
After Dolph Lundgren, it was Thomas Jane's turn to play Frank Castle. This movie was better than Lundgren's, but it doesn't have the darkness that made the comic book so interesting. Jane would have gone on to play Castle again in Punisher 2, but grew frustrated with the process involved. Can't say that I blame him.
12. Spider-Man 2 (2004) ****
This is one of the great ones. This movie hits the ground running, and the whole thing flows seamlessly from beginning to end. Alfred Molina was a revelation as Dr. Octopus, and this movie is everything the first one wasn't.
13. Blade: Trinity (2004) *
What a disappointment this one was. Blade 2 was excellent, but this third installment was just stupid. Why would Jessica Biel start listening to her MP3 as the vampires are attacking? Wouldn't she want to hear what was going on? Fun Trivia: Wesley Snipes was THIS close to playing the Black Panther in a movie adaptation of the Marvel character the same year, but the studio felt he was too recognizable as Blade. A Black Panther film is still in active development at Marvel Studios, and the character is rumored to appear in the upcoming "Avengers: Age of Ultron."
14. Elektra (2005) *
Not a terrible movie, but not that good either. Jennifer Garner stars as Elektra, and she would have looked just like the comic book character if she had only dyed her hair black. A watered-down version of everyone's favorite female ninja assassin.
15. Fantastic Four (2005) ***
Any movie featuring Jessica Alba in a skin-tight costume is going to have my attention. The Thing looks kind of rubbery, but Tim Story did a good job with the material. The battle at the end reminds you of the better FF comics.
16. Man-Thing (2005)
Low budget horror movie in which environmentalists square off against an evil petroleum company. Man-thing doesn't appear until the movie's halfway over. This film was shot in Australia, and many of the actors' accents are less than convincing. A real chore to sit through.
17. X-men: The Last Stand (2006)
Unspeakably bad. This movie makes you feel sorry for Hugh Jackman. Not only did this film almost destroy the franchise, but it also butchers one of the classic runs in the comic book. Fun Trivia: this film was based on a comic book story written by Joss Whedon, with elements of The Dark Phoenix Saga added on.
18. Ghost Rider (2007)
Ghost Rider STILL deserves a better movie. Nicholas Cage is annoying throughout, and I have the feeling they were trying too hard to make this movie kid-friendly. Peter Fonda couldn't have been less threatening as Mephisto.
19. Spider-Man 3 (2007) **
If they had just cut Venom out of this movie it would have been a good film. As it is, Venom contributes almost nothing to the plot, and one gets the feeling that he was added as an afterthought. Not terrible, but not that good either.
20. Fantastic Four: Rise of the Silver Surfer (2007) **
There are people who hate this movie, but I don't have any problem with it. Galactus could have looked a lot cooler, and the movie stumbles near the end, but again there is Jessica Alba.
21. Iron Man (2008) ****
After Batman Begins, this is the other movie that reinvigorated the genre. Where Batman Begins was dark, this one was funny. Where Batman is driven, Tony Stark is brilliantly conflicted. It is everything that Nolan's movie wasn't, and that's why it works.
22. The Incredible Hulk (2008) ****
This movie was sidelined by the overwhelming success of Iron Man, but I loved it. I loved Edward Norton's take on the character, I loved the script he wrote for the film, and I loved the Greco-Roman take on The Hulk. My only complaint is that he let The Abomination live at the end. I found this hard to believe.
23. Punisher: War Zone (2008) *
A more violent take on Frank Castle. It's a solid film, but maybe a little too depressing for its own good. I consider it an improvement on the first.
24. X-men Origins: Wolverine (2009)
This movie is standard popcorn fare, much along the lines of Ghost Rider. Hugh Jackman goes through the motions, an attempt to bring Deadpool and Gambit into the mix is handled badly, and by the end you're thankful that it's not as dreadful as X3.
2010s
25. Iron Man 2 (2010) ***
I liked this almost as much as the first one. Downey Jr. is given even better one-liners in this film, and Mickey Rourke characteristically chews the scenery. Sam Rockwell is also great as Justin Hammer, and my only complaint is that Don Cheadle isn't given enough to do.
26. Kick-Ass (2010) **
I have friends who love this movie. I don't. I think the first half is good, but after Big Daddy dies it just gets silly - especially the jet pack. A nice warm up for The Amazing Spider-Man, however.
27. Thor (2011) *
Considering how hard it must have been to adapt Thor to the big screen, I would consider this movie a success. Still, compared to other movies Marvel Studios has made, I think this is the weakest one. I've never been a big fan of Kenneth Branagh.
28. X-men: First Class (2011) **
Michael Fassbender makes this movie. Forgive the pun, but he is positively magnetic as Magneto. I thought the end was weak, but it's still miles ahead of the first three films.
29. Captain America: The First Avenger (2011) ***
I would rank this fifth among the Marvel movies, behind The Avengers, Iron Man, The Incredible Hulk, and Thor: The Dark World. It might seem a bit slow for some people, but the mixture of Star Wars and Raiders of the Lost Ark really worked for me.
30. Ghost Rider: Spirit of Vengeance (2012)
Can't bring myself to either rent or download this film. I can't. I just can't.
31. The Avengers (2012) ****
There are entire websites devoted to how awesome this movie is. It's a good film, but not one of the best. Considering how difficult it is to put characters as diverse as Captain America, Iron Man, and Thor into the same movie universe, this one is an unqualified triumph. I'm only sorry the Oscorp Tower didn't make an appearance.
32. The Amazing Spider-Man (2012) ***
This is a good movie, and I'm looking forward to the sequel. Andrew Garfield and Emma Stone have some terrific chemistry, and it's a solid effort. The Lizard is a bit too Hulk-like for my taste, but this is a vast improvement over Spider-Man 3.
33. Iron Man 3 (2013) *
I was super excited about this movie, but walked away from it disappointed. It starts out well, but neither of the villains are very compelling, and the stunt work is too over the top. My biggest complaint is the ending, which gives us a Tony Stark who no longer has any reason to be Iron Man.
34. Kick-Ass 2 (2013) **
It's not a great movie, but it's not bad. There are some funny scenes in this one, but it could have been a lot better.
35. The Wolverine (2013) **
I had high hopes for this one, but it wasn't all that good. It's certainly much better than X-Men Origins: Wolverine and all the other X-Men films, but that's not saying all that much.
36. Thor: The Dark World (2013) ***
This was a great movie. I didn't love the first Thor, but this one was a vast improvement. Reminded me a lot of the Walt Simonson run on the comic book. Hoping to see Beta Ray Bill in Thor 3!
37. Captain America: The Winter Soldier (2014) **1/2
Steve Rogers struggles with the modern world and his role in S.H.I.E.L.D. After encountering the Winter Soldier, he has even more reasons to doubt the nobility of certain causes. A very topical movie, with some great action sequences. Didn't like it as much as Thor: The Dark World, but it was well done.
38. The Amazing Spider-Man 2 (2014) **1/2
Too much CGI, but some great performances from Andrew Garfield and Emma Stone. I liked this movie more than "Captain America: The Winter Soldier," though the action sequences in Cap were better. This film has more dramatic tension, better ensemble performances, and more heart. Looking forward to the third film!
39. X-men: Days of Future Past (2014) ***1/2
A surprisingly good movie. As mutantkind faces extinction, Wolverine journeys into the past to change the future. Excellent performances, and one of the most emotionally resonant superhero films to come along in quite a while.
40. Guardians of the Galaxy (2014) **
A good movie, though it features too many characters for its own good. Humor holds the film together, and makes some of the less plausible plot elements seem more plausible. As with many other recent films from Marvel Studios, seems less inspired than calculated. Maybe the second one will be better?
41. The Avengers: Age of Ultron (2015)**1/2
I can't say it's flawless, but I did like it much better than the first Avengers. It's less talky than the first film, and the battle between Hulk and the Hulkbuster is truly awesome. Quicksilver seemed a bit underused, and I would have liked to see more of the Vision, but it's still a great movie.
42. Ant-Man (2015)**
Any great scenes in this movie involve a) Michael Pena, b) shrinking, or c) both. As for the rest of it? It starts off well enough, but it takes too long to get going. "The heist" at the end is a bit of a non-event, but the fight scenes between Ant-Man and Yellowjacket are good.
43. Fantastic Four (2015)*
This movie is not bad up until the four return from Planet Zero. After that point it's a mess. Once Reed escapes from the military facility the dialogue is bad, the characters do things that make no sense, and the movie somehow ends without building up any kind of dramatic tension. It feels like an hour of this film was removed before it hit theaters, and Dr. Doom looks like he escaped from another, much lower-budget film.
On the Way
44. Deadpool (2015)
Everyone's favorite wisecracking mutant mercenary gets his own movie. Deadpool (as played by Ryan Reynolds) appeared in X-men Origins: Wolverine, but this will be a soft reboot of the character. Reynolds was born to play Deadpool, and this R-rated take on the character looks good so far. The SDCC panel for this movie killed it.
45. X-Men: Apocalypse (2016)
More of a sequel to X-men: First Class, this film will focus on the origin of the mutants. Apocalypse was always one of my favorite X-men villains. This film will take place in 1983, and will hopefully also feature Cable. After SDCC I know a lot more about this movie, though I can't say that everything learned from that panel has me excited. Apocalypse looks surprisingly non-threatening in early stills, but maybe he'll look better later on.
46. Captain America: Civil War (2016)
Captain America and Iron Man face off over the superhuman registration act. Marvel has already stated that the Black Panther will appear in this film, and there will certainly be a host of other superheroes on hand. Marvel's version of Spider-man will also make an appearance.
47. Doctor Strange (2016)
All I can say is... finally! I've been waiting for this movie for so long. Scott Derrickson is directing, and Benedict Cumberbatch will star as Stephen Strange.
48. Gambit (2016)
Channing Tatum will star as Gambit. This one is straight out of left field, and there are few details available.
49. Guardians of the Galaxy 2 (2017)
Who would have thought the first Guardians of the Galaxy would be such a success? And who would have thought that a sequel would be on the way so soon? Most of the original cast and crew will probably return for this film.
50. Third Wolverine Film (2017)
Hugh Jackman and director James Mangold will be returning. Hopefully they can improve upon The Wolverine, which wasn't the stylistic triumph I hoped it would be. Hugh Jackman has indicated that they'll be going for "Old Man Logan," though of course Fox will need to change a lot of the story to make up for characters they don't have the rights to.
51. Fantastic Four 2 (2017)
No idea. Details on the upcoming reboot are hard enough to come by, and this movie is a complete mystery. Given the negative reviews the first film is getting, I doubt this movie will ever happen.
52. Thor: Ragnarok (2017)
We'll probably see Surtur in this one. I'm thinking this could be the movie that really sets Thor apart. The first Thor film wasn't very good, the second one was much better, and this one might just be great.
53. The Black Panther (2017)
Chadwick Boseman will play the Black Panther. I think it's safe to say that elements of his backstory will appear in the upcoming Avengers: Age of Ultron. Nothing else is known about this movie at this time.
54. Marvel's Spider-Man (2017)
Sony finally set a release date for this film. After years of negotiations with Marvel, Tom Holland will finally star as a much younger Spider-Man, with Jon Watts directing. I thought the Amazing Spider-Man films were... OK, but I'm glad to see the character back under Marvel's supervision.
55. The Avengers: Infinity War Part 1 (2018)
It was bound to happen. Thanos will be the villain, and his quest for the infinity gems (stones) will probably cause Earth's mightiest heroes a great deal of misery.
56. Captain Marvel (2018)
A female-centered superhero film, even if it's a year after the proposed female-centric films by both Sony and Warner Bros.
57. Inhumans (2018)
It's kind of hard to imagine the Inhumans in the absence of the Fantastic Four, but I'm sure Marvel will figure out a way to make it work.
58. Ant-Man and the Wasp (2018)
No details on this movie as yet. It was announced this week, and the release dates for both Captain Marvel and Black Panther have been adjusted to accommodate it.
59. The Avengers: Infinity War Part 2 (2019)
With a rumored budget of a BILLION dollars, this and Infinity War Part 1 will, if nothing else, be something to talk about.
60. Untitled (2020)
Have fun guessing. My guess is that we finally get another Hulk movie. Yeah, I know about that business with Universal, and yes, he often works better as part of the Avengers, but a Planet Hulk or World War Hulk movie would be amazing.
61. Untitled (2020)
Have fun guessing here, too. We can safely rule out Iron Man, Thor, and Captain America. Ant-Man's sequel and Guardians of the Galaxy 2 are also listed above. What does that leave us? Could Marvel have won back the rights to the Fantastic Four?
62. Untitled (2020)
Go CRAZY guessing! Ghost Rider? Daredevil on the big screen? The Punisher? Ego the living planet? The U-Foes? Spider-Gwen?
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