2025年2月13日 星期四

Some Other Movies From 2025

I'll be adding to this as the year progresses.


1. Captain America: Brave New World

Perhaps the most thoroughly OK (if thoroughly forgettable) movie that Marvel Studios has yet produced.  The parts they tinkered with after filming wrapped are obvious, and as a whole the production lacks focus.  Oh well Marvel, you can't win 'em all?  It's been a weird few years for everyone...

The most compelling character here is probably Harrison Ford's Thaddeus Ross, even though the way in which Sam Wilson defeats him is one of the most contrived plot points ever.

Anthony Mackie has some good moments in this film, and for what it's worth Brave New World increased my appreciation for his character, but I still think the wings + shield combo is a bit much, especially since neither the wings nor the shield obey the laws of physics.  The fight scenes that don't involve either the wings or the shield are better, but even so Mackie's character seems lost within his own movie, sidelined behind WAY more interesting characters like Isaiah Bradley, President Ross and even Sidewinder.

A straight-ahead Red Hulk movie would have been more to the point.


2. Mickey 17

Oscar-winning director Bong Joon Ho follows up 2019's Parasite with Mickey 17, a science fiction movie with a wry sense of humor.

I'd seen some of Robert Pattinson's more indie efforts beforehand, and I'd also seen Mark Ruffalo in 2023's Poor Things, so the quirkiness of this film didn't really surprise me.  What did surprise me was the narrative sweep of this movie, which encompasses themes ranging from immortality, the nature of the human spirit and the morality of killing.

Mickey 17 isn't bad, but it's a far cry from 2009's Moon, which does a lot more with a lot less.  For me the weak point of the film was the dialogue, which relies heavily upon the word "fuck."  Parasite it most certainly isn't, but there are some interesting ideas to be found in Mickey 17.


3. The Electric State

The Russo Brothers return with a movie that'll remind you of Ready Player One, and not necessarily in a good way.  Chris Pratt offers his standard (if likeable) Chris Pratt performance, while Millie Bobbie Brown continues to channel an entire nation of Swifties.  The robots?  They range from mildly annoying to extremely so.

This Electric State traffics a fair amount of 80s/90s nostalgia, but beyond that it doesn't have much of a plot to speak of.  Robots with their own intelligence are somehow bad, while robots implanted with human intelligences are somehow good.  And none of the implicit leaps in AI seem, in this cinematic universe, to have amounted to anything else at all, a fact completely unaccounted for by the movie.


4. Popeye the Slayer Man

"It's the spinach!  You need to stop eating it!  It's destroying your mind!"

Yes, I actually paid actual money to see Popeye the Slayer Man.  No idea why.  Guess I was bored.

Thinking about seeing this movie?  All I can say is set your expectations low and you won't be disappointed.  Popeye has, for the most part, two finishing moves: the skull crush and the forearm snap.  He moves really slow, and the people he chases get lost very easily.


5. A Working Man

Jason Statham outing which will remind you a bit of John Wick and maybe also Mandy.  Surprisingly enough Sylvester Stallone co-wrote the script, and for director David Ayer it's something of a return to form.  I think it packs more punch that The Beekeeper, another recent Statham film.


6. A Minecraft Movie

It's mostly dumb, sometimes funny, extremely colorful and it might just be the respite you need from news of tariffs, gold cards and whatever else Trump is doing (or not doing) now.  The star of this movie is definitely Jason Momoa, who steals the show in much the same way he stole the show in Fast X.

Fun Fact: Director Jared Hess's first film was Napoleon Dynamite.

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2025年2月11日 星期二

"Generation X" by Scott Lobdell, Fabian Nicieza and Others (1994-1995)


It's the early- to mid-90s, dudes!  Time to get extreme!  I'm talking about MASSIVE shoulder pads!  I'm talking about MORE pouches!  I'm talking about BIG, ridiculous guns that would be almost impossible to shoulder!  I'm talking about ponytails, tiny, thin feet, and cool-sounding names like "Phalanx," and "Emplate" (whatever that's supposed to mean) and "Chamber!"

Yes, it's time to carefully unsheathe our double-bagged, holographic comix with their embossed 3D trading cards.  It's time to carefully open these "spare copies" (NO CRINKLING) of Generation X and get down to business!

But hold on a minute!  I'll have you know that these X-men aren't your parents' X-men!  No, no no!  These X-men are way more broody than those other X-men... these X-men have ISSUES!  And not just double-bagged, holographic with the the embossed trading card issues!  By "issues" I mean that they get dark!

It could have worked.  The problem is that the villains in this series outshine the heroes, and what might have been an interesting little horror comic fails to stay in its lane.  Every time the more colorful, more "adult" X-men show up it really kills the mood, and the costumes these new heroes are saddled with could have been done away with entirely.  

Leaving them in street clothes would have worked a lot better, and ramping up the horror elements would have improved Generation X even more.  As it is it's a decidedly lukewarm effort, a slightly darker take on the Image titles that were probably outselling Marvel titles at the time.  Youngblood it ain't, (Jim Lee's) X-men it ain't, and they failed to venture into Swamp Thing territory, which would have been a more natural fit.

Oh well.  For the record I enjoyed it.  I can't say I remember most of the character's names, I can't say I remember what most of the plots were about, but it was an enjoyable detour back into a time when the comics industry was in a state of flux, and when a signed copy of Generation X might have been something that someone actually wanted.

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2025年2月1日 星期六

"The Hellboy Omnibus" Volumes 1-4 by Mike Mignola and Others (2021)


Hellboy comics are awesome.  If you're tired of the superhero stuff -- and who doesn't get tired of the superhero stuff now and then? -- Hellboy is the answer.

The Wild Hunt is, by the way, one of the best comic book series I've ever read.  It really brings the hammer down in the end, and what's more it's a satisfying lead-in to Hellboy in Hell, another memorable comic book series that left me wanting more.