Dr. Strange (1978) and Fantastic Four (1994) are not here either. The former is a TV pilot, and never saw theatrical release, and the latter was only made to retain the rights to the characters.
And there are also the "novelty" superhero films, such as 3 Dev Adam, "Indian Superman," and "Italian Spider-Man." These movies are/were exercises in copyright infringement, and never saw theatrical release outside of their countries of origin. Many of these films are good for a few laughs, and can be seen in part or in their entirety on YouTube.
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Excellent! Had to see it twice!
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***
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Good movie with a few flaws.
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**
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Not bad, but not great.
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I’d watch it once if I was bored enough.
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Just terrible.
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So bad it’s kind of good.
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1950s, 1960s, 1970s
1. Superman and the Mole Men (1951) *
You can watch this whole movie on YouTube. It is, by some accounts at least, the first feature film featuring a DC or Marvel superhero.
2. Batman (1966) @
You can also watch this one on YouTube. I've read that at the time this came out, the two stars of the show were banging just about anything in a skirt. Good times!
3. Superman (1978) ****
This film is classic, and is STILL one of the best superhero films ever made! The scene where Lois "dies" really freaked me out when I was a kid.
1980s
5. Superman 2 (1980) ****
This one might be even better than the first Superman. Terrence Stamp was fantastic as General Zod, the plot was well thought out, and many scenes in this movie are iconic. See it if you haven't already.
6. Swamp Thing (1982) **
Wes Craven directed this before he rose to fame with A Nightmare on Elm Street. As a child it was one of my favorite films, though I can't say I like it quite as much now. Adrienne Barbeau was HOT.
7. Superman 3 (1983) **
Not quite as good as the first two Superman films. Also quite jokey, but Richard Pryor was in it, so what could you expect? Gotta love the "bad Superman" sequence.
8. Supergirl (1984) @
Supergirl, one of several kryptonians who survived the destruction of Krypton by fleeing to "inner space," does battle with an evil sorceress. The actress that plays Supergirl is hot, but this movie makes almost no sense from beginning to end.
9. Howard the Duck (1986) @
I must confess that the shot of Leah Thompson in her panties gave me one of my first hard-ons, way back when I was 11 years old. This movie is so awful that it demands your attention.
10. Superman 4: The Quest for Peace (1987) **
A lot of people like to go on about how terrible this one is, but it's not really trying to be a good film in the first place. Christopher Reeve takes his last run at being Superman, and the whole thing is predictably silly. Would have been cooler if "Nuclear Man" had been Firestorm.
11. Batman (1989) **
Tim Burton's 1989 movie phenomenon. This is the movie that revived the genre after years of stagnation. Pretty slow compared to more recent films, but a lot more like Bob Kane's original Batman comics. In some ways, Michael Keaton is still my favorite Batman. Fun Trivia: for the three weeks Jack Nicholson spent filming his scenes as the Joker he earned $6 million, in addition to a percentage of the box office gross, which amounted to something between $60 and $90 million!
12. The Return of Swamp Thing (1989) **
A surprisingly watchable movie. More humorous than the first one, and Swamp Thing looks less rubbery. It's too bad they never made a third one, because the run Alan Moore did on the comic book would have produced some really trippy movies. Fun Trivia #1: Heather Locklear is in this. Fun Trivia #2: The actress that played Faora in Superman II is Dr. Arcane's mistress.
13. The Punisher (1989) **
This is the Dolph Lundgren version. It is on a lot of "worst of" lists, but I think that in many ways it is closer in spirit to the original Punisher comics. Not a masterpiece by any stretch of the imagination, but not that bad either.
1990s
14. Captain America (1990)
This movie almost arrived in theaters, until the studio responsible realized how awful it was. It makes little sense, it's surprisingly boring in parts, and the Red Skull bears an unfortunate resemblance to Skeletor from 1987's Masters of the Universe.
15. Batman Returns (1992) *
This didn't seem so much a movie as an excuse for a toy line. By 1992 I was already sick of Tim Burton and his quirkiness, and this movie did nothing to change my opinion of him. Yeah, Michelle Pfeiffer was a damn sexy Catwoman, but that fact alone did not save this film.
17. Batman Forever (1995) *
This is where Joel Schumacher stepped into the Batman franchise, and the results are unsuprising. It's a shiny, pretty movie star world that proves unbearably dull. It would have been bad enough, but Jim Carrey's overacting makes it so much worse. Fun Trivia #1: Bruce Wayne breaks a henchman's neck after Two-Face disrupts the circus. Fun Trivia #2: During a subsequent discussion, Wayne mentions to Dick Grayson/Robin that "The circus must be halfway to Metropolis by now." Fun Trivia #3: Jon Favreau, who would go on to direct both Iron Man and Iron Man 2, is in this movie for about a second.
18. Batman and Robin (1997)
Gluttons for punishment would have seen this in the theater. I was probably next door, watching a better film. Seeing the apocalyptic performance Arnold Schwarzenegger gives as Mr. Freeze, one marvels that Batman Begins ever got made at all.
19. Steel (1997)
Shaq plays John Henry Irons, an ex-soldier who develops a suit of armor and then sets out to rid the inner city of high tech weaponry. Some terrifically bad puns in this movie. It was aimed at kids, and the plot makes little sense.
20. Blade (1998) ***
Now HERE is a good movie. Not only was Wesley Snipes super cool, but the script was good and the direction was competent. Kris Kristofferson also made a great sidekick. My only complaint about this one is that the vampires just seem to "splash" out of existence. It's kind of unsatisfying.
2000s
21. X-men (2000) *
I have never been a big fan of the X-men, either the films or the comic books. This movie seemed very melodramatic to me, and I think without Hugh Jackman's performance as Wolverine this movie would have been a complete disaster. As it is, it's forgettable. Fun Trivia: Joss Whedon, of Avengers fame, helped write the screenplay for this movie.
22. Blade 2 (2002) ****
This movie is classic. Blade 1 was already pretty good, but Blade 2 turned up the volume on everything. It's super violent, super cool, and it is the reason someone needs to unearth Wesley Snipes for Blade 4.
23. Spider-Man (2002) **
I was as psyched as anyone else when I heard this movie was coming out. With Sam Raimi and Tobey Maguire involved, it seemed like a sure thing. Then the Green Goblin almost ruined the movie for me. Nothing against Willem Defoe, but that suit was ridiculous.
24. Daredevil (2003)
This has to be one of the worst superhero movies ever. Ben Affleck didn't have the build to play The Man Without Fear, and the plot to this movie was a mess. Bullseye was somewhat interesting, but this movie could have done without Elektra.
25. X2: X-men United (2003) **
I thought this was slightly better than the first film, but still not that great. Had Brian Singer stayed on for X-men 3 and really built towards the Dark Phoenix saga, this would have been a better movie in retrospect. Like the first, a bit corny.
26. Hulk (2003) ***
I can't see this as the unqualified disaster that it is often made out to be. This is definitely one of the more intellectual superhero movies, and I liked the battle between The Hulk and the Absorbing Man at the end. Could have been better, but could have been a lot worse.
27. The League of Extraordinary Gentlemen (2003) *
No wonder Alan Moore wants nothing to do with Hollywood. Movies such as this one prove his point. This movie lacks the sense of irony that made the comic book so good, and one wonders what the hell Sean Connery was thinking.
28. The Punisher (2004) *
After Dolph Lundgren, it was Thomas Jane's turn to play Frank Castle. This movie was better than Lundgren's, but it doesn't have the darkness that made the comic book so interesting. Jane would have gone on to play Castle again in Punisher 2, but grew frustrated with the process involved. Can't say that I blame him.
29. Spider-Man 2 (2004) ****
This is one of the great ones. This movie hits the ground running, and the whole thing flows seamlessly from beginning to end. Alfred Molina was a revelation as Dr. Octopus, and this movie is everything the first one wasn't.
30. Catwoman (2004) @
Halle Berry plays Catwoman, Sharon Stone plays the villain, and Benjamin Bratt plays the most clueless detective in the world. The DC comic book character in name only. That scene where the cats bring Halle Berry back to life is hilarious. So bad it's good!
31. Blade: Trinity (2004) *
What a disappointment this one was. Blade 2 was excellent, but this third installment was just stupid. Why would Jessica Biel start listening to her MP3 as the vampires are attacking? Wouldn't she want to hear what was going on? Fun Trivia: Wesley Snipes was THIS close to playing the Black Panther in a movie adaptation of the Marvel character the same year, but the studio felt he was too recognizable as Blade. A Black Panther film is still in active development at Marvel Studios, and the character is rumored to appear in the upcoming "Avengers: Age of Ultron."
32. Constantine (2005) ***
This oft-overlooked movie is worth your time. It might not be classic, but it's a solidly put together film with an interesting protagonist. The guy that plays the devil near the end is great.
33. Elektra (2005) *
Not a terrible movie, but not that good either. Jennifer Garner stars as Elektra, and she would have looked just like the comic book character if she had only dyed her hair black. A watered-down version of everyone's favorite female ninja assassin.
34. Batman Begins (2005) ****
Hell yes. This was a movie Batman as we always wanted to see him. Not the neurotic guy with all the gadgets, but the kind of guy who could kick your ass. The scarecrow is awesome here.
35. Fantastic Four (2005) ***
Any movie featuring Jessica Alba in a skin-tight costume is going to have my attention. The Thing looks kind of rubbery, but Tim Story did a good job with the material. The battle at the end reminds you of the better FF comics.
36. Man-Thing (2005)
Low budget horror movie in which environmentalists square off against an evil petroleum company. Man-thing doesn't appear until the movie's halfway over. This film was shot in Australia, and many of the actors' accents are less than convincing. A real chore to sit through.
37. V for Vendetta (2005) ***
Great film, made by the Wachowskis of Matrix fame. Hugo Weaving is fantastic, and even if they dumbed down the source material it's still worth your time.
38. X-men: The Last Stand (2006)
Unspeakably bad. This movie makes you feel sorry for Hugh Jackman. Not only did this film almost destroy the franchise, but it also butchers one of the classic runs in the comic book. Fun Trivia: this film was based on a comic book story written by Joss Whedon, with elements of The Dark Phoenix Saga added on.
39. Superman Returns (2006) **
Not as bad as some people make it out to be. Yeah, Superman does come off as a stalker, and I don't know why they had to do so many of his flying scenes in CGI, but the part where Kevin Spacy and co. deliver a beatdown is excellent.
40. Ghost Rider (2007)
Ghost Rider STILL deserves a better movie. Nicholas Cage is annoying throughout, and I have the feeling they were trying too hard to make this movie kid-friendly. Peter Fonda couldn't have been less threatening as Mephisto.
41. Spider-Man 3 (2007) **
If they had just cut Venom out of this movie it would have been a good film. As it is, Venom contributes almost nothing to the plot, and one gets the feeling that he was added as an afterthought. Not terrible, but not that good either.
42. Fantastic Four: Rise of the Silver Surfer (2007) **
There are people who hate this movie, but I don't have any problem with it. Galactus could have looked a lot cooler, and the movie stumbles near the end, but again there is Jessica Alba.
43. Iron Man (2008) ****
After Batman Begins, this is the other movie that reinvigorated the genre. Where Batman Begins was dark, this one was funny. Where Batman is driven, Tony Stark is brilliantly conflicted. It is everything that Nolan's movie wasn't, and that's why it works.
44. The Incredible Hulk (2008) ****
This movie was sidelined by the overwhelming success of Iron Man, but I loved it. I loved Edward Norton's take on the character, I loved the script he wrote for the film, and I loved the Greco-Roman take on The Hulk. My only complaint is that he let The Abomination live at the end. I found this hard to believe.
45. The Dark Knight (2008) ****
Still hands-down the best superhero movie ever made. And yes, I liked The Avengers. The plot is complex, the performances are amazing, and the direction is first-rate. How could Nolan have ever topped this one?
46. Punisher: War Zone (2008) *
A more violent take on Frank Castle. It's a solid film, but maybe a little too depressing for its own good. I consider it an improvement on the first.
47. The Spirit (2008)
Fuck this movie is bad. I saw Sin City so many times I had the lines memorized, and with The Spirit I was hoping for something similarly classic. Unfortunately, Frank Miller isn't quite as good a director in the absence of Robert Rodriguez.
48. Watchmen (2009) ***
Two problems with this movie: the actors are too pretty, and way too much kung fu fighting. Aside from these two problems, it is faithful to the comic book and works on many levels. Snyder might have bungled Sucker Punch, but this movie gives me hope for Man of Steel.
49. X-men Origins: Wolverine (2009)
This movie is standard popcorn fare, much along the lines of Ghost Rider. Hugh Jackman goes through the motions, an attempt to bring Deadpool and Gambit into the mix is handled badly, and by the end you're thankful that it's not as dreadful as X3.
2010s
50. Iron Man 2 (2010) ***
I liked this almost as much as the first one. Downey Jr. is given even better one-liners in this film, and Mickey Rourke characteristically chews the scenery. Sam Rockwell is also great as Justin Hammer, and my only complaint is that Don Cheadle isn't given enough to do.
51. Kick-Ass (2010) **
I have friends who love this movie. I don't. I think the first half is good, but after Big Daddy dies it just gets silly - especially the jet pack. A nice warm up for The Amazing Spider-Man, however.
52. Jonah Hex (2010) *
Josh Brolin stars as an ex-confederate soldier who can talk to dead people. John Malkovich is the villain. It was almost a good movie, but the soundtrack ruins the better moments and it gets pretty corny near the end.
53. Thor (2011) *
Considering how hard it must have been to adapt Thor to the big screen, I would consider this movie a success. Still, compared to other movies Marvel Studios has made, I think this is the weakest one. I've never been a big fan of Kenneth Branagh.
54. X-men: First Class (2011) **
Michael Fassbender makes this movie. Forgive the pun, but he is positively magnetic as Magneto. I thought the end was weak, but it's still miles ahead of the first three films.
55. Green Lantern (2011)
The movie had everything going for it. I'm not even a big fan of Green Lantern, but when I heard about the director and the cast I got really excited. Unfortunately the road to Green Lantern is paved with good intentions.
56. Captain America: The First Avenger (2011) ***
I would rank this fifth among the Marvel movies, behind The Avengers, Iron Man, The Incredible Hulk, and Thor: The Dark World. It might seem a bit slow for some people, but the mixture of Star Wars and Raiders of the Lost Ark really worked for me.
57. Ghost Rider: Spirit of Vengeance (2012)
Can't bring myself to either rent or download this film. I can't. I just can't.
58. The Avengers (2012) ****
There are entire websites devoted to how awesome this movie is. It's a good film, but not one of the best. Considering how difficult it is to put characters as diverse as Captain America, Iron Man, and Thor into the same movie universe, this one is an unqualified triumph. I'm only sorry the Oscorp Tower didn't make an appearance.
59. The Amazing Spider-Man (2012) ***
This is a good movie, and I'm looking forward to the sequel. Andrew Garfield and Emma Stone have some terrific chemistry, and it's a solid effort. The Lizard is a bit too Hulk-like for my taste, but this is a vast improvement over Spider-Man 3.
60. The Dark Knight Rises (2012) **
This movie just bored me. It's over three hours long, and Bane is unintentionally hilarious at times. Anne Hathaway makes a great Catwoman, but that's all I can say in favor of this film.
I'm was super excited about this movie, but walked away from the movie disappointed. It starts out well, but neither of the villains are very compelling, and the stunt work is too over the top. My biggest complaint is the ending, which gives us a Tony Stark who no longer has any reason to be Iron Man.
62. Man of Steel (2013) **
Half of a great movie, and half of a Michael Bay movie. It starts out well, even though some of the details surrounding Krypton don't bear thinking about. Henry Cavill is a great Superman, but Zack Snyder was trying too hard to please too large an audience.
63. Kick-Ass 2 (2013) **
It's not a great movie, but it's not bad. There are some funny scenes in this one, but it could have been a lot better.
64. The Wolverine (2013) **
I had high hopes for this one, but it wasn't all that good. It's certainly much better than X-Men Origins: Wolverine and all the other X-Men films, but that's not saying all that much.
65. Thor: The Dark World (2013) ***
This was a great movie. I didn't like the first Thor, but this one was a vast improvement. Reminded me a lot of the Walt Simonson run on the comic book. Hoping to see Beta Ray Bill in Thor 3!
66. Captain America: The Winter Soldier (2014) **1/2
Steve Rogers struggles with the modern world and his role in S.H.I.E.L.D. After encountering the Winter Soldier, he has even more reasons to doubt the nobility of certain causes. A very topical movie, with some great action sequences. Didn't like it as much as Thor: The Dark World, but it was well done.
67. The Amazing Spider-Man 2 (2014) **1/2
Too much CGI, but some great performances from Andrew Garfield and Emma Stone. I liked this movie more than "Captain America: The Winter Soldier," though the action sequences in Cap were better. This film has more dramatic tension, better ensemble performances, and more heart. Looking forward to the third film!
68. X-men: Days of Future Past (2014) ***1/2
A surprisingly good movie. As mutantkind faces extinction, Wolverine journeys into the past to change the future. Excellent performances throughout, and one of the most emotionally resonant superhero films to come along in quite a while.
69. Guardians of the Galaxy (2014) **
A good movie, though it features too many characters for its own good. Humor holds the film together, and makes some of the less plausible plot elements seem more plausible. As with many other recent films from Marvel Studios, seems less inspired than calculated. Maybe the second one will be better?
On the Way
70. Ant-Man (2015)
This movie has been "in development" for something like forever. Paul Rudd is featured as Ant-Man, and Michael Douglas is on board as his mentor. There are a few shots of this movie in the "Marvel Studios: Assembling a Universe" TV special.
71. The Avengers: Age of Ultron (2015)
Quicksilver, the Scarlet Witch, and Vision join the roster, with Ultron and Baron von Strucker as the villains. Should be a good movie. I'm only stating the obvious when I say that this movie will make truckloads of money.
72. Fantastic Four Reboot (2015)
Fox wants to retain their right to the characters, and this is their attempt to do so. According to Simon Kinberg, screenwriter for X-men: Days of Future Past, the Fantastic Four will NOT exist in the same cinematic universe as the X-men. I'm not that excited about this film, but maybe they'll surprise me.
72. Batman v. Superman: Dawn of Justice (2016)
Henry Cavill will reprise his role as Superman, Ben Affleck is Batman, Gal Gadot is Wonder Woman, some guy I've never heard of is Cyborg, and Jason Momoa will appear as Aquaman. Warner Bros. has constructed some very ambitious plans around this film. We'll see if it works out.
73. X-Men: Apocalypse (2016)
More of a sequel to X-men: First Class, this film will focus on the origin of the mutants. Apocalypse was always one of my favorite X-men villains. This film will take place in 1983.
74. Captain America 3 (2016)
The directors, writers, and presumably cast members will return for the third Captain America, which will (probably) be released on the same day as Batman v. Superman. This will likely be Chris Evans' last appearance as Captain America, and I'm betting they follow the Death of Captain America story arc from the comics.
75. Amazing Spider-Man 3 (2016)
Andrew Garfield and Marc Webb are both signed on for three Amazing Spider-Man films, so this might be their last entry into the series. No plot details available at this time.
76. Shazam (2016)
Recently announced by Warner Bros., probably contingent upon the success of Batman v. Superman. I'm thinking this will be a more kid friendly film? Hopefully they don't make Billy Batson all dark and broody.
77. Sandman (2016)
Also recently announced, and probably also contingent upon the success of Batman v. Superman. This movie should have been made a long time ago.
78. Doctor Strange (2016)
All I can say is... finally! I've been waiting for this movie for so long. Scott Derrickson is directing, and the actor playing Doctor Strange has yet to be announced.
79. Third Wolverine Film (2017)
Hugh Jackman and director James Mangold should be returning. Hopefully they can improve upon The Wolverine, which wasn't the stylistic triumph I hoped it would be.
80. Justice League (2017)
Having set up the general premise in Batman v. Superman, Warner Bros. will finally introduce this superhero team to the big screen. Confirmed members are Superman, Batman, Wonder Woman, Cyborg, and Aquaman. The Flash and Green Lantern also seem likely.
81. Wonder Woman (2017)
Warner Bros. will finally release this film in 2017. Likely contingent upon the success of Batman v. Superman. To me the idea of this movie is a no-brainer - a female superhero(ine) with a great back story. Hopefully Warner Bros. finds the right director for this one.
82. Flash and Green Lantern (2017)
Green Lantern has always been a lame superhero, but pairing him with the Flash might make both of them more interesting. Likely contingent upon the success of Batman v. Superman. A guy with a green ring that can make anything? Paired with another guy who can (probably) run at the speed of light? Whatever villain they fight better be BAD ASS.
83. Guardians of the Galaxy 2 (2017)
Marvel Studios announced this film at the San Diego Comic-Con, before the first installment was released in many countries. I'm assuming it will be the last film in Marvel's "Phase 3" before the third Avengers movie.
84. Amazing Spider-Man 4 (2018)
No details yet. 2018 is still four years away!
85. Man of Steel 2 (2018)
No details yet, but will probably follow the events of Batman v. Superman and the Justice League film.
86. Spider-Man Spinoff Films (?)
Sony has been toying with the idea of Venom and Sinister Six films for a while now. I think Venom might go over big if they don't water him down too much. The Sinister Six seems more of a gamble.
87. Third Avengers Film (2018?)
It's bound to happen. There is every indication that Thanos will be the villain.
